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[hasitsthorns]

Hellllooooo Hadriel!

[ So. Someone's cheery. One wouldn't think so what with the cave being restored to its 'former glory.' ]

Sure is a bummer that Tranquility's good times ended, huh? [ Understatement of the year. ] Fret not, however, for I have taken it upon myself to plan for Love's inevitable - and fashionably late - arrival!

[ Do you have a bad feeling yet? You should. ]

How, you ask? Well! Easy. I've started charting out the ships down here in the cave. What's a 'ship,' you ask? A ship is short for 'relationship'! This can be any kind, really, but the actual fun is in ones of the romantic sort. [ An oh so innocent bat of her eyelashes. ]

There's a couple obvious ones, there's those who have loved and lost, there's the hopeful buddings of new relationships, and of course we're always wondering who are deities are into.

[ No? Just her? Alright then. ]

You can find the list I've started attached and, please, add to it as you see fit! I'll make the changes accordingly. I'll even try to keep it up to date, so! If any changes happen after the fact - break-ups, make-ups, or unfortunate farewells - feel free to hit me up personally and let me know. This way, Love can be up to speed upon arrival.

Ships Sailing Sunken Ships Wishful Ships Even Gods Need Love

Ships Sailing

	Newt & Hermann (Science Boyfriends)
	Matt & Emily (Sugar and Salt)
	Rey & Bianaca (Dumpster Fire)
	Dean & Cas (Touched By An Angel)
	Sans & Sleep (Dreams Do Come True)

Sunken Ships

	Kate & Sam (Wildkat Taming)
	Gren & Rhys (Bachelor Bros)

Wishful Ships

	Rosie & Faith (Icy Hot)
	Gren & Wade Wilson (Explosive Chemistry)
	Sans & Wade Wilson (Skeleton in the Closet)
	Alphys & Ahsoka (Out of This World)

Even Gods Need Love

	Hope & Sorrow (Misery Loves Company)
	Rage & Delight (You Can't Spell 'Slaughter' Without Laughter)
	Hope & Fear (Frightful Faith)
	Confusion & Tranquility (Soothing Daze)

Oh, right, of course. I should also mention that I've enabled the anonymous feature for responses, so! If you're shy or don't wanna compromise friendships by outing the couples you do know, don't worry. Or if you just wanna stir up some gossip and speculation, don't worry! Your secret's safe with me.

[ WINK. All's fair in love and war, yaddah yaddah. ]

(( ooc; So! HAVE AT IT, MURDERCAVE. FEEL THE LOVE. I'll be updating the post as I get suggestions and eventually porting it to Rose's personal journal for future reference. C'mon, ya'll, let's make Love feel welcome for when they arrive. ))

Comments

[iustitiae]

Honestly, they really should be. I mean they're reading these posts. They know.

[skelebro]

If they weren't reading 'em before, they sure as hell are now.

[You can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter." That's...equal parts clever and disconcerting.]

[iustitiae]

[its mostly disconcerting tbh]

No kidding.

[wait hold on]

Comic Sans, we should do one together.

[skelebro]

What'd you have in mind?

[He says, like he's actually considering it.

Y'know what? Sue him. So maybe he is considering it.]

[iustitiae]

That last post I did was pretty popular, and you're obviously pretty popular. So, you know, with our powers combined, think of the quality of shitposting we could come up with.

[skelebro]

[HE LIKES THE WAY YOU THINK]

I dunno about "popular," but I know how to incite discussion like no one's business.

[iustitiae]

So lets think about it and text each other when we come up with a good idea.

[skelebro]

Heh. All right. I'm in.

[Papyrus is gonna lose it, probably. It'll be totally worth it.]

[iustitiae]

Excellent. We will take Hadriel by storm.

[skelebro]

Let's get Rosie in on this too - go for a tripler.

[iustitiae]

A trifecta of shitposting.

[skelebro]

I think we can come to do great things, pal.

[Watch out Hadriel. You're about to drown in a wave of nonsense.]

[hasitsthorns]

And thus the holy - or is unholy better? - trinity of shitposters was born!

[skelebro]

Unholy. Definitely.

[iustitiae]

I accept this title.