THIRD SONG ♫ VIDEO

[hasitsthorns]

Hellllooooo Hadriel!

[ So. Someone's cheery. One wouldn't think so what with the cave being restored to its 'former glory.' ]

Sure is a bummer that Tranquility's good times ended, huh? [ Understatement of the year. ] Fret not, however, for I have taken it upon myself to plan for Love's inevitable - and fashionably late - arrival!

[ Do you have a bad feeling yet? You should. ]

How, you ask? Well! Easy. I've started charting out the ships down here in the cave. What's a 'ship,' you ask? A ship is short for 'relationship'! This can be any kind, really, but the actual fun is in ones of the romantic sort. [ An oh so innocent bat of her eyelashes. ]

There's a couple obvious ones, there's those who have loved and lost, there's the hopeful buddings of new relationships, and of course we're always wondering who are deities are into.

[ No? Just her? Alright then. ]

You can find the list I've started attached and, please, add to it as you see fit! I'll make the changes accordingly. I'll even try to keep it up to date, so! If any changes happen after the fact - break-ups, make-ups, or unfortunate farewells - feel free to hit me up personally and let me know. This way, Love can be up to speed upon arrival.

Ships Sailing Sunken Ships Wishful Ships Even Gods Need Love

Ships Sailing

	Newt & Hermann (Science Boyfriends)
	Matt & Emily (Sugar and Salt)
	Rey & Bianaca (Dumpster Fire)
	Dean & Cas (Touched By An Angel)
	Sans & Sleep (Dreams Do Come True)

Sunken Ships

	Kate & Sam (Wildkat Taming)
	Gren & Rhys (Bachelor Bros)

Wishful Ships

	Rosie & Faith (Icy Hot)
	Gren & Wade Wilson (Explosive Chemistry)
	Sans & Wade Wilson (Skeleton in the Closet)
	Alphys & Ahsoka (Out of This World)

Even Gods Need Love

	Hope & Sorrow (Misery Loves Company)
	Rage & Delight (You Can't Spell 'Slaughter' Without Laughter)
	Hope & Fear (Frightful Faith)
	Confusion & Tranquility (Soothing Daze)

Oh, right, of course. I should also mention that I've enabled the anonymous feature for responses, so! If you're shy or don't wanna compromise friendships by outing the couples you do know, don't worry. Or if you just wanna stir up some gossip and speculation, don't worry! Your secret's safe with me.

[ WINK. All's fair in love and war, yaddah yaddah. ]

(( ooc; So! HAVE AT IT, MURDERCAVE. FEEL THE LOVE. I'll be updating the post as I get suggestions and eventually porting it to Rose's personal journal for future reference. C'mon, ya'll, let's make Love feel welcome for when they arrive. ))

Comments

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[somuchlove]

Your secret is safe with me and I wish you luck.

Now is there anyone you're rooting for? Someone who's making eyes at another?

[....this sure is going places, but the only way is forward into the trash bin. NO REGRETS WILL BE HAD TODAY.]

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[skelebro]

wade and his boxers. most definitely.

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[somuchlove]

We are diving into new depths here, aren't we?

[Chara doesn't mean it in a bad way however. Mark this off as two conversations they've enjoyed that involve Sans.]

I have yet to meet this Wade but I am sure his boxers are a lovely pair.

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[skelebro]

[Honestly, if you told him this would be his life, he never would'a believed you.]

he's a mouthy guy who wears a mask and likes terrible jokes.
you'd like him.

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[somuchlove]

[Same here. Perhaps, if Chara had remained--

...

* Please don't think about that anymore.]

He sounds interesting.

And right up your own alley.

[Did terrible jokes attract more terrible jokes?]

Are you good friends?

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[skelebro]

we used to live together, believe it or not.
but i think papyrus was getting lonely.

[Plus he attacked his old roommates ha ha whoops]

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[somuchlove]

[Whoops indeed. But this is a happy thing so it can be pushed to the side for a bit right? Ahahha....ahah.]

Interesting.

Did you enjoy his company?

[Eyebrow waggle....?!]

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[skelebro]

just what are you trying to imply here, kiddo?

[WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING.]

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[somuchlove]

[Because at the end of the day we're all filthy sinners.]

Not a thing. If a grown skeleton enjoys the company of another older man, who am I to judge?

[Or...'kinkshame', was it? They're learning a lot of new, interesting words from this post!]

[skelebro]

[Lord help him he's going to break something laughing and then everyone's going to be sorry.]

kid
oh my god

not like that

[somuchlove]

[If Chara kills Sans from laughter they're going to kill themselves from the same thing.

That's probably the cause of the delay in texts, actually.]

You now know your mission Sans:

(ﾉ´ з `)ノ

Do it for all of us.

[....god help them their trash habits may be worse than Frisk's.]

[skelebro]

alright i'll give you this
you've learned from the very best



did alphys teach you that?

[somuchlove]

That symbol? Someone mentioned them on the network and I have been practicing them.

But if Alphys knows more I might ask her.

Also you are dodging the issue here Sans.

[You got a mission Sans. Or are you going to let another potential love interest fall into the arms of the Gods?]

[skelebro]

i'm not on a mission to romance wade.
not when he and gren are made for each other.

[hasitsthorns]

don't mind me, just adding wade & sans to the shipping chart
(/^▽^)/

[sciencelizard]

(yes do that lmao)
(this is adorable)

[somuchlove]

Thank you =)

[This is going great!]

[somuchlove]

[They'd say OTP3 but they don't know that term. Instead...]

Are they interested in each other?

[skelebro]

if by "interested" you mean wade flirts incessantly and gren swears at him, then yeah.
most definitely.

[iustitiae]

The condiments were pretty good foreplay.

[skelebro]

[Chara what have you DONE]

How many people are on board with this? Should I do a head count?

[iustitiae]

Should've known those puns were going to get you in trouble one day.

[skelebro]

They get me in trouble every day. Just, uh. Not usually this kind of trouble.

[iustitiae]

You reap what you sow.

[skelebro]

So I'm learning.

[He is not, apparently, above consequences.]

Wade is uh...never gonna let me live this down. Ever.