THIRD SONG ♫ VIDEO

[hasitsthorns]

Hellllooooo Hadriel!

[ So. Someone's cheery. One wouldn't think so what with the cave being restored to its 'former glory.' ]

Sure is a bummer that Tranquility's good times ended, huh? [ Understatement of the year. ] Fret not, however, for I have taken it upon myself to plan for Love's inevitable - and fashionably late - arrival!

[ Do you have a bad feeling yet? You should. ]

How, you ask? Well! Easy. I've started charting out the ships down here in the cave. What's a 'ship,' you ask? A ship is short for 'relationship'! This can be any kind, really, but the actual fun is in ones of the romantic sort. [ An oh so innocent bat of her eyelashes. ]

There's a couple obvious ones, there's those who have loved and lost, there's the hopeful buddings of new relationships, and of course we're always wondering who are deities are into.

[ No? Just her? Alright then. ]

You can find the list I've started attached and, please, add to it as you see fit! I'll make the changes accordingly. I'll even try to keep it up to date, so! If any changes happen after the fact - break-ups, make-ups, or unfortunate farewells - feel free to hit me up personally and let me know. This way, Love can be up to speed upon arrival.

Ships Sailing Sunken Ships Wishful Ships Even Gods Need Love

Ships Sailing

	Newt & Hermann (Science Boyfriends)
	Matt & Emily (Sugar and Salt)
	Rey & Bianaca (Dumpster Fire)
	Dean & Cas (Touched By An Angel)
	Sans & Sleep (Dreams Do Come True)

Sunken Ships

	Kate & Sam (Wildkat Taming)
	Gren & Rhys (Bachelor Bros)

Wishful Ships

	Rosie & Faith (Icy Hot)
	Gren & Wade Wilson (Explosive Chemistry)
	Sans & Wade Wilson (Skeleton in the Closet)
	Alphys & Ahsoka (Out of This World)

Even Gods Need Love

	Hope & Sorrow (Misery Loves Company)
	Rage & Delight (You Can't Spell 'Slaughter' Without Laughter)
	Hope & Fear (Frightful Faith)
	Confusion & Tranquility (Soothing Daze)

Oh, right, of course. I should also mention that I've enabled the anonymous feature for responses, so! If you're shy or don't wanna compromise friendships by outing the couples you do know, don't worry. Or if you just wanna stir up some gossip and speculation, don't worry! Your secret's safe with me.

[ WINK. All's fair in love and war, yaddah yaddah. ]

(( ooc; So! HAVE AT IT, MURDERCAVE. FEEL THE LOVE. I'll be updating the post as I get suggestions and eventually porting it to Rose's personal journal for future reference. C'mon, ya'll, let's make Love feel welcome for when they arrive. ))

Comments

[skelebro]

but only once you stop staring at that alien girl and actually ask her out.

[GAME. SET. MATCH.]

[sciencelizard]

[THE LOUDEST FUCKING SCREAM]

SANS THE SKELETON DONT U FUCKIN DARE
I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON
IM NOT STARING AT
THERE ISN'T ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[skelebro]

i'm just saying, it's a miracle you don't get those cartoon heart eyes every time you chat her up on the network.

[sciencelizard]

NO!!!!
NO THAT IS NOT HAPPENING
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sans please have mercyyyyyyyy this is not fAIR

[skelebro]

you did fire the first shot. i'm just retaliating.

[sciencelizard]

no you made it about me and not you!!!!
this is not fair you are HARD HITTING
AND MEAN
AND LYING!!!!!!!!
AUUGHHGHUIHSSHIDIOFUGHSFLIUHFGD

[skelebro]

personally, i think it's likewise "adorable."

[sciencelizard]

no it is not
there is nothign to be adorable
i swear!!!!!

snas please

[skelebro]

hey, look at the bright side.
maybe this is the push you needed to finally ask her out to delight's.
it's fate.

[sciencelizard]

no it is not!!!!
because this isn't happening and theres not a crush

oh my god sans what if she sees this
ooohhhmmymfogogododdo

[skelebro]

well, you're both on the shipping chart now.
this can only mean good things, clearly.

[Revenge is sweet.]

[sciencelizard]

WELL
WELL
SO ARE YOU!!!!

[All he gets back after that are unintelligable, muffled screaming noises from Alphys' room. If she sees him later today, she is hitting him with a pillow.

YOU ARE THE WORST, SANS]

[fulcra]

[ well this is interesting. and here ahsoka wasn't going to comb through this post for useful intel. ]

I mean, it's a little adorable.

[hasitsthorns]

Oho!
Is this another wishful ship I see?

[skelebro]

it sure is.
lady's name is ahsoka, i believe.

[sciencelizard]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS

jumping in here if you don't mind =)

[somuchlove]

Are you sure?

We're not judging here.

[GUESS WHO YOU DIDN'T LOCK THIS FROM ALPHYS =)]

yes omg do it

[sciencelizard]

yes i am so sure!!!!
super sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT GET INVOLVED HERE

[SHE HAS FUCKED UP SO MUCH]

[somuchlove]

This doesn't cross your mind?:

(ﾉ´ з `)ノ

[THEY AREN'T SORRY.]

[sciencelizard]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no not at all
i am not crushing on her or
or anyone for that matter!!!!!!!!!!

[the boldest lie she has ever told.]

[somuchlove]

Your texts says no but your exclamations say yes.

Are you sure Alphys?

[Okay they have no reason not to believe her but that's not stopping them.]

[sciencelizard]

i am so sure!!!!
do not gang up w sans against me omg
we had a PACT
a PRANK PACT
u are BETRAYING IT

[somuchlove]

I am an agent of chaos, dear Alphys.

A free spirit.

So who's the lucky lady?

[They're not going to stop. Sorry not sorry.]

[sciencelizard]

its nobody!!!!
there is nobody IM NOT CRUSHING ON ANYONE
if they tell u otherwise they are LYING
ESPECIALLY SANS

[somuchlove]

[Chara's tempted to throw a pop quiz but it's probably in poor taste - from their point of view. Sadly Chara doesn't know when Alphys' is from.

And it's probably 'good' if this stays friendly. Right? Right.

Although the following isn't friendly:]

'Especially Sans'?

You seem really cactus-y towards him, Ms Scientist. Is there something you're also not telling me?