[text - where the memes at.]

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[look out cave, someone's excited and painfully new.]

OH MAN A CHARGED PHONE

YIU HAVE INTERNET

CAVE INBTERNET

IM SO HAPPY EVEN IF IT MAKES NO SENSE

[It's been...so long... She's gonna cry. Anyway, there's more than just screaming to do on the internet, even if it's been way more time than any modern eighteen-year-old deserves. Well, for...her, at least. Some of her friends might have been content with screams and memes.]

Wheres the cave news site and a chargrt pls

Comments

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I can usually do this w two hands but I hace a broken arm jerk

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or maybe cut me some slack!!

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omg lol no one uses shan't unironically

and typingf isn't a good gauge of usefulness. only an idiot qwould think it is.

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I havce bno idea qwhat ur talkign abut

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ya ok I'll jusdft fix a BROKEDN ARM

ARE YOU AN ALIEDN OR SOMERTHING

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dude I already hasd a surgeon look at it

you clearly don't know how buman arms work

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durgeons don't jusdt look omg

don't tghink I haven't noticvex you dodfged the alien q

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ur an alien that has dumb typingf standards and no idea about humans snd surgerons

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[Alright, now that someone other than some big jerk has brought up the possibility of the clinic ~healing~ her...

...well, okay then, but she's still mad!!!]

some of us aren't useless even when we're wounded u alien

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wow