[text - where the memes at.]

[goldpoints]

[look out cave, someone's excited and painfully new.]

OH MAN A CHARGED PHONE

YIU HAVE INTERNET

CAVE INBTERNET

IM SO HAPPY EVEN IF IT MAKES NO SENSE

[It's been...so long... She's gonna cry. Anyway, there's more than just screaming to do on the internet, even if it's been way more time than any modern eighteen-year-old deserves. Well, for...her, at least. Some of her friends might have been content with screams and memes.]

Wheres the cave news site and a chargrt pls

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[pessimistically]

[ Apparently abuse of the caps lock key survives multidimensional kidnapping... ]

I haven't found a news site. The network seems to function as one, if you're willing to scroll till you find something useful.

[ Like finding a needle in a haystack of awkward personal posts. ]

[goldpoints]

[She never thought she'd get to abuse capslock ever again.]

That's like using facevook to get your news and I like facebook fine but that's just wrong

[pessimistically]

[ As if he uses Facebook for anything. ]

Agreed.
But a news site will only be useful if it's reliable.
There's no guarantee that'd be the case.

[goldpoints]

[what a rebel, I snark as if I personally use facebook instead of letting it rot.]

ideally there would be more than one but at least we could learn the bias of the place. it would be better than nothing. lol

[goldpoints]

I can usually do this w two hands but I hace a broken arm jerk

[goldpoints]

or maybe cut me some slack!!

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[skelebro]

no news site.
sorry, champ.
just a hub of people to chatter about stuff that happens as it happens.

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[goldpoints]

[Oh, this person isn't saying anything encouraging, but at least they're not being a jerkface out the gate. That's nice.]

I don't always have the best priorities but you've got phones w batteries how can there not be someone givbinbg the news

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[skelebro]

mostly you can just check the latest entries to figure out what's going on.

you ok there pal?

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[goldpoints]

that's also relying on people that might havde worse priorities than me

I've been better bexause I've been not in a weird underground city being yelled art for bad typing w a broken arm

[circumitus]

is it really the internet if it's only connected to a very limited local network?

[goldpoints]

intranet then? it's still more than I hasd before

[circumitus]

intranet.
that works.

you didn't have it before but you used to? or you just know what internet and phones are?

[BOTH ARE PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE QUESTIONS, OKAY. Some people don't know what she's talking about when she brings up those things.]

[goldpoints]

used to. it kinda stopped being a thing when the apocaslypse hit. my friends had games for a while but evrtything else powered down p early

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[lifetothefullest]

Cave internet does make very little sense.

[From what he knows of how internet works, and how signals work in general. Though he supposes that since they're all in one very large open area at least it's not unreasonable they could communicate with each other.]

There don't seem to be any news outlets, likely because there are relatively few people. I'm not sure exactly what you asked last, but if it's about a charger I think these phones don't lose battery.

[Which is weird, but actually really cool. And convenient.]

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[goldpoints]

[It's fine... Cave internet is there and working and special and she's happy about it.]

yes charger but that doesn't make any sense I mean it's obv a phone

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[lifetothefullest]

I know it's weird, but it's one of the least weird things about this place.

[Might as well just take the all the good weird they can get, right?]

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[occupiesvitalregions]

i mean we have like texting ability but not like internet

which is better than nothing but man you don't know how much you miss facebook till it's gone

here's the cave news: things are boring and sucky until they become scary and sucky. stay tuned for more of the same shit different day

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[goldpoints]

oh trust me I know all about missing facebook

that's not very newsy of you

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[occupiesvitalregions]

yeah but that's seriously it!!

Ok last week wasn't too bad. the gods threw us like a party week, cuz the week before that things went to shit in a pretty over the top way. so that was cool. there was a maze and a ball and stuff

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[sweariff]

why are you talking in words i can't understand

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[goldpoints]

I am only doing it on purepose w one person and that isn't you so sry??

[sweariff]

that's a lot of effort to go through to tick someone off
but no, that's not what i meant
what's an internet?