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[look out cave, someone's excited and painfully new.]

OH MAN A CHARGED PHONE

YIU HAVE INTERNET

CAVE INBTERNET

IM SO HAPPY EVEN IF IT MAKES NO SENSE

[It's been...so long... She's gonna cry. Anyway, there's more than just screaming to do on the internet, even if it's been way more time than any modern eighteen-year-old deserves. Well, for...her, at least. Some of her friends might have been content with screams and memes.]

Wheres the cave news site and a chargrt pls

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I know it's weird, but it's one of the least weird things about this place.

[Might as well just take the all the good weird they can get, right?]

oh good that's exactly what I want to hear right now

genuinely if it's like cotton candy clouds but I'm guessding thatd's not the case

[He knows that feeling.]

No cotton candy clouds yet. There's coffee here though, if you like that?

{He knows it definitely brightened his day when he found out, even despite all the other terribleness.]

Did you have a chance to read the new arrivals guide?

omg coffee [She's never actually been a fan of coffee, but drinking it made her feel more adult. She could use that right about now.] is it weird coffee or just coffee

[.............]

I was just so excited about cave internet

[That's a resounding No. MAYBE SHE'LL...GO DO THAT...]

It's been pretty normal coffee so far.

[Feeling and looking like an adult is also part of the reason he started drinking coffee; that and having finals.]

It's worth reading, and although it doesn't make believing any of it any easier at least it does at least explain them.

[hi5 lance]

this reads like a new age blog instead of a real guide

I mean I know that's not what I shouldf focus on but I can't hrlp it

my head's in kindsa a weird space over all tghis

[That's a great description of the guide, omg.]

Most things here are very informal, in my experience. However I've only been here a month.

[He definitely understands the weird headspace thing, and almost offers that he's a psychologist, but he'll hold off on that for now. With great effort.]

Getting some rest helps. Have you found a place to stay?

[After several naps would be a better time to bring that up, yeah. Right now she might just get hysterical due to all that hoo boy I'm up a tree feeling.]

that's good I guess. I mean the more restricftions there are the more likely somerthing will cross them.

yeah kinda thx. hiding out with one of my friends.

[Go do the sleeping, seriously.]

That's one way to look at it.

That's good; is it a friend you knew from before coming here?

yeah I really lucked out even if it's weird and there's tons of others I wish were with me too

I mean I don't wasnt them stuck here but you know

I like them?

[He's pretty sure he'd feel exactly the same way if anyone he knows arrives here, so--]

I totally get it, and I'm glad you're not alone. That'll probably make it a lot easier to get used to being here, too.

yeah she's great. she'll make sure I don't go off the deep end if I haven't already. talking to her always helps me

[it might be ~~kinda~~ gay]

[And adorable, it sounds like.]

Did she just arrive too, or has she been here?

new! which is good I wouldn't want her to hasve been here all on her own

[Especially with how Elise can be about those she designates as Her People and how she's gotten sick since the apocalypse hit. She needs someone to help her. Hotaru definitely owes it to her to try to be the person that does.]

It'll make adjusting easier for both of you then, too.

If you haven't already tried them though, be warned that the kitchen appliances are kind of dangerous.

[At least if you're expecting them to behave like normal appliances, anyway.]

excuse me

[YOU CAN'T JUST CASUALLY DROP THAT ON SOMEONE, LANCE]

Edited 2017-05-12 02:59 (UTC)

[Okay to be fair Lance is a deadly force in the kitchen even with totally normal, mundane appliances, but--]

They don't work exactly like a normal stove or something would, so be very careful and test them rather than assuming anything.

do they talk or eat people or spit fire or something or use metronome and rng an effect omg

Not that I'm aware of, but I've barely touched mine.

[Also, wow.]

[listen...it's been a big day]

ok well

ok

I don't usdually use appliances these days anyway but thx I guess

Edited (jfc I should sleep) 2017-05-12 03:37 (UTC)

No problem.

There's an Orchard on the far side of the city, across the river, if you need some food you don't have to cook. Plus there are cans of things that can be found in the abandoned stores.

oh awesome!! and that's always been normal too like not that meat and wendigo situation lol [please, she's desperate]

[Yeah he's been ignoring the whole wendigo thing because he can't even begin to handle that on top of everything else.]

I think you're safe with the Orchard at least.

no offende but I am not entirely confident with your lack of confidence

Fair enough.

[He wouldn't be confident if he were talking to him either.]

I haven't been here long though, so it might be best to ask someone else about those kinds of risks. All I can say is that so far I've survived.

[And that might be more that Rosen's been handling most of the food stuff lately than for any other reason, actually.]

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