[text - where the memes at.]

[goldpoints]

[look out cave, someone's excited and painfully new.]

OH MAN A CHARGED PHONE

YIU HAVE INTERNET

CAVE INBTERNET

IM SO HAPPY EVEN IF IT MAKES NO SENSE

[It's been...so long... She's gonna cry. Anyway, there's more than just screaming to do on the internet, even if it's been way more time than any modern eighteen-year-old deserves. Well, for...her, at least. Some of her friends might have been content with screams and memes.]

Wheres the cave news site and a chargrt pls

Comments

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[Bad things happening in one place doesn't invalidate the bad things happening in another. Bad things happen everywhere all the time, really... Hotaru would like the place with the most familiarity and accept the bad things in that world.]

most of them???

[circumitus]

[Hey that's fair enough.]

by "most" meaning sorrow was the only one who had any idea on how the damned thing works.

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that is actually stupid

did he share this info with the group now or sorrow a dick which ones are dicks

[circumitus]

sorrow hasn't because he thinks we're better off here - and in some cases he's not wrong about that.
they also need us because they don't stand a chance against their killers on their own. guess the problem is that we leave and they are good as dead.

as for which ones are dicks, that depends on if you're okay with personal bias or not.

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ok so like...he's running away and forcing us to take care of their bs

well like any answer to that q would be personal bias so lay it on me, I'm a big girl and can maske my own opinions after learning more

[circumitus]

well no.
a couple of them are supposed to go out scouting soon but it doesn't look like he's going to be one of them.
but we're pretty much stuck with their bs with them.

alright, since you asked for it...

[Don't say she didn't warn you.]

hope means well but he's naive and you have to explain a lot of stupid shit to him. he's the one who resurrects anyone who dies and brought back his dead family. despite people treating him like shit, he still brings them back when they bite it so he can't be that bad.

fear is a coward and an idiot and also the reason why we got here to begin with. he opened an interdimensional door he didn't know how to close and here we are. he's also been moving the city this whole time without telling us so there's that bullshit.

rage makes weapons so she's useful. the downside is that she also likes making us try to kill each other with said weapons for kicks. if you want something to kill shit with, rage or her armory is the way to go.

delight is just about what you can expect from someone called delight. she's nice and you'll probably have half of the city wanting to cut you if you try to fuck with her or bum her out.

if you're looking to get any straight answers out of that lot, try your luck with sorrow. probably the most reasonable one. he's the strongest one and doubt anyone needs to explain why. he's a good egg.

on the other hand confusion won't tell you shit and is useless.
unless she goes into the caves then she might be a little less useless.

don't know much about tranquility but he seems ok. he builds shit so if you're in the market for something like that or need to chill the fuck out, he might help.

love can suck glowcloud cocks. it's very impressive.

[Rey...]

[goldpoints]

[...........]

I was following you for a while there but somehow somewhere you lost me

[circumitus]

fine, abridged version it is then.

hope - not an asshole
fear - an asshole
rage - useful asshole
delight - not an asshole
sorrow - not an asshole
confusion - useless asshole
tranquility - maybe not an asshole
love - blessing grants you viral hepatitis and gonorrhea so DEFINITELY an asshole

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wtf??????

[SHE DOESN'T KNOW NEARLY ENOUGH TO KNOW IF SHE SHOULD TAKE THIS LOVE STUFF AS FACT

LIKE IT WAS LOVE AND LOVE WAS GREAT SO THE GOD CAN'T BE ABOUT ALL THAT RIGHT? RIGHT??]

[circumitus]

what?

because if you need ANOTHER version then you're shit out of luck.

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I understand most of them but wtaf is love!! come on tghat can't be real!

[circumitus]

...

[BABY DON'T HURT ME.]

love was only recently revived so anything can be real.

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[no more.]

you could have just said you don't know!!!

[circumitus]

boring.

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your penchant for spreading misinformation for the purposes of entertainment have been noted so hard... I'm very disappointed in you, lying stranger

[circumitus]

whatever. love deserves it anyway.

[goldpoints]

ok but why

[circumitus]

because love is a piece of shit.

[goldpoints]

ok but w h y

[circumitus]

they don't give a fuck about any of us. of that whole fucking "family" they're the ones that see us as nothing more than batteries to keep them fat and happy. and love is tight with fear of all people.

they also used my bar for their fucking dating service the other month without asking.

[Still going to be eternally salty about that.]