[text - where the memes at.]

[goldpoints]

[look out cave, someone's excited and painfully new.]

OH MAN A CHARGED PHONE

YIU HAVE INTERNET

CAVE INBTERNET

IM SO HAPPY EVEN IF IT MAKES NO SENSE

[It's been...so long... She's gonna cry. Anyway, there's more than just screaming to do on the internet, even if it's been way more time than any modern eighteen-year-old deserves. Well, for...her, at least. Some of her friends might have been content with screams and memes.]

Wheres the cave news site and a chargrt pls

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[goldpoints]

lol that's awkward isn't it

[burn her...or just return her home.]

I mean I guess pweople said zombies weren't resl and that happened so ok magic sure why not

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[skelebro]

hey, fuhgeddaboutit.
you learn all sorts of new things around here.
i didn't think humans even came in this many shapes and sizes.

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[goldpoints]

oh yeah divertsity is kind of a huge human thing it's great as long as someone isn't an asshole about it

are humans like a minority around here or something

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[skelebro]

not here so much, no.
just where i come from.

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[goldpoints]

oh huh the correct typing freak wasn't human either so I was jw

where were you from before?

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[skelebro]

funny story:
underground city kinda like this one.

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[goldpoints]

[...well that doesn't sound fair.]

did you at leasrt have the news where you were from or is that not an ug freature

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[skelebro]

we had a little thing called the undernet.
monster population was tight enough that news kinda got around on its own.

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[goldpoints]

that's pretty lucky. I guess within thr city it was kind od like that but my friends and I lived in the firest. could rly have used a radio broadcast

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[skelebro]

no internet connection where you're from?

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[goldpoints]

not anymore but we used to!

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[skelebro]

at least this is a step up, right?

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[goldpoints]

in that way yeah if u wanna be tecvhical ig

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[skelebro]

how else are you gonna get your hands on some top quality memes?

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[goldpoints]

[Pfft. Her friends would like his priorities.]

ok that's true

hit me with your toppest quality cave memes

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[skelebro]

[A moment as he considers.

Then he sends an attached file. Have fun with that!]

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[goldpoints]

[FAR TOO LONG LATER]

how could you

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[skelebro]

hey, you asked for the most quality meme we had.

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[goldpoints]

TGHAT WAS BNOT A MEME THAT MASDE MY PHONE DIE

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[skelebro]

who says it can't do both?

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[goldpoints]

me

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[skelebro]

spoilsport.

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[goldpoints]

I'm the captain of my basketball tesm I'm an excellent sdport thank u

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[skelebro]

sounds like work.

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[goldpoints]

hard work pays off!!