[text - where the memes at.]

[goldpoints]

[look out cave, someone's excited and painfully new.]

OH MAN A CHARGED PHONE

YIU HAVE INTERNET

CAVE INBTERNET

IM SO HAPPY EVEN IF IT MAKES NO SENSE

[It's been...so long... She's gonna cry. Anyway, there's more than just screaming to do on the internet, even if it's been way more time than any modern eighteen-year-old deserves. Well, for...her, at least. Some of her friends might have been content with screams and memes.]

Wheres the cave news site and a chargrt pls

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[skelebro]

no news site.
sorry, champ.
just a hub of people to chatter about stuff that happens as it happens.

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[goldpoints]

[Oh, this person isn't saying anything encouraging, but at least they're not being a jerkface out the gate. That's nice.]

I don't always have the best priorities but you've got phones w batteries how can there not be someone givbinbg the news

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[skelebro]

mostly you can just check the latest entries to figure out what's going on.

you ok there pal?

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[goldpoints]

that's also relying on people that might havde worse priorities than me

I've been better bexause I've been not in a weird underground city being yelled art for bad typing w a broken arm

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[skelebro]

[Without missing a beat:]

broken arm would make texting hard.
you know we got a medical clinic.
might be able to patch you up.

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[goldpoints]

[thank u for your understanding]

some surgeon my brother sorta lovehates now got it set or w/e already but thx

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[skelebro]

sometimes they can do something for the pain.
some of 'em got a little magic and stuff.

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[goldpoints]

[squints]

ok but like magic isn't real

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[skelebro]

[Oh, okay. One of these again.]

well, you're talkin' to someone made of the stuff, so you might wanna consider re-evaluating that perspective.

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[goldpoints]

lol that's awkward isn't it

[burn her...or just return her home.]

I mean I guess pweople said zombies weren't resl and that happened so ok magic sure why not

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[skelebro]

hey, fuhgeddaboutit.
you learn all sorts of new things around here.
i didn't think humans even came in this many shapes and sizes.

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[goldpoints]

oh yeah divertsity is kind of a huge human thing it's great as long as someone isn't an asshole about it

are humans like a minority around here or something

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[skelebro]

not here so much, no.
just where i come from.

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[goldpoints]

oh huh the correct typing freak wasn't human either so I was jw

where were you from before?

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[skelebro]

funny story:
underground city kinda like this one.

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[goldpoints]

[...well that doesn't sound fair.]

did you at leasrt have the news where you were from or is that not an ug freature

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[skelebro]

we had a little thing called the undernet.
monster population was tight enough that news kinda got around on its own.

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[goldpoints]

that's pretty lucky. I guess within thr city it was kind od like that but my friends and I lived in the firest. could rly have used a radio broadcast

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[skelebro]

no internet connection where you're from?

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[goldpoints]

not anymore but we used to!

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[skelebro]

at least this is a step up, right?

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[goldpoints]

in that way yeah if u wanna be tecvhical ig

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[skelebro]

how else are you gonna get your hands on some top quality memes?

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[goldpoints]

[Pfft. Her friends would like his priorities.]

ok that's true

hit me with your toppest quality cave memes

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[skelebro]

[A moment as he considers.

Then he sends an attached file. Have fun with that!]