[text - where the memes at.]

[goldpoints]

[look out cave, someone's excited and painfully new.]

OH MAN A CHARGED PHONE

YIU HAVE INTERNET

CAVE INBTERNET

IM SO HAPPY EVEN IF IT MAKES NO SENSE

[It's been...so long... She's gonna cry. Anyway, there's more than just screaming to do on the internet, even if it's been way more time than any modern eighteen-year-old deserves. Well, for...her, at least. Some of her friends might have been content with screams and memes.]

Wheres the cave news site and a chargrt pls

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[occupiesvitalregions]

i mean we have like texting ability but not like internet

which is better than nothing but man you don't know how much you miss facebook till it's gone

here's the cave news: things are boring and sucky until they become scary and sucky. stay tuned for more of the same shit different day

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oh trust me I know all about missing facebook

that's not very newsy of you

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[occupiesvitalregions]

yeah but that's seriously it!!

Ok last week wasn't too bad. the gods threw us like a party week, cuz the week before that things went to shit in a pretty over the top way. so that was cool. there was a maze and a ball and stuff

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[goldpoints]

do a lot of things happen in full weeks or was this a 1:1 apology

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[occupiesvitalregions]

oh no, the bad stuff was like a week and a half long this time around. the town got cuz in half by a wall and most of us were cut off from the food and water supplies and the monsters were let loose on us! haha yeah so anyway welcome to the shitshow

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I

don't know what to say about that

what the hell??? is tghat actually something norgmal here?

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[occupiesvitalregions]

every few weeks yeah, pretty much

it sucks but better that you know what kinda stuff you're in for so you can be prepared

and it's good motivational fuel to find a way outta here

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because loved ones and familiar placesa aren't reason ednough?

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[occupiesvitalregions]

you'd think that, but i've talked to more than one person here who aren't interested in going back home for different reasons. crazy, right????

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I can't even befgin to imagine that kinda thinkimg...