[text - where the memes at.]

[goldpoints]

[look out cave, someone's excited and painfully new.]

OH MAN A CHARGED PHONE

YIU HAVE INTERNET

CAVE INBTERNET

IM SO HAPPY EVEN IF IT MAKES NO SENSE

[It's been...so long... She's gonna cry. Anyway, there's more than just screaming to do on the internet, even if it's been way more time than any modern eighteen-year-old deserves. Well, for...her, at least. Some of her friends might have been content with screams and memes.]

Wheres the cave news site and a chargrt pls

Comments

[goldpoints]

[She's only a few inches shorter!!! She's a basketball girl, man. Come on...]

I could punch you it's just a mattwer of whether or not it would hurt

sounds like you're setting up for a cave rebellion

[sweariff]

going straight from disrespecting your elders to assaulting them
you could do some time for that, you know

that's an ugly word
i like "conscientious protest" much better, even if it is a little uppity sounding
doesn't sound as messy either

[goldpoints]

I think they'll be impressed by my go getter attitude and go easy on me

you'll never get popular with the teen crowd with talk like that you're really hindering your movement

[sweariff]

what if i was the one doing the booking?
it might not hold any weight here, but i am — was — a sheriff. nipping troublemakers in the bud before they become repeat offenders is something you're taught coming right out of the gate.

then what would you do differently?

[goldpoints]

why ar you charging me with assault of tghe elderly and not assaulting an officer you're bad at this

kids love a mess! and color coordination. they like to go about things in a way they feel their feelingds are heard you just gotta find a way to channel that anger that isn't violence but words like conscientious won't work on most of em

[sweariff]

like i said, i'm still not sure if it sticks here
but considering you're racking up charges like candy, i think you should start hoping it doesn't

so what, you basically want me to get artsy about it?

[goldpoints]

maybe I'll become a deputy here before you can arrest me

well yes ovvs I want you to be artsy that would be amazing