[text - where the memes at.]

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[look out cave, someone's excited and painfully new.]

OH MAN A CHARGED PHONE

YIU HAVE INTERNET

CAVE INBTERNET

IM SO HAPPY EVEN IF IT MAKES NO SENSE

[It's been...so long... She's gonna cry. Anyway, there's more than just screaming to do on the internet, even if it's been way more time than any modern eighteen-year-old deserves. Well, for...her, at least. Some of her friends might have been content with screams and memes.]

Wheres the cave news site and a chargrt pls

Comments

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there's a rude typo-hgating alien you should be friends witgh

[pessimistically]

Not interested.

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rlly bc he shares your thoughts on usefulness

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So what?
Considering the circumstances, I'm sure it's a common view.

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idk where I was almosdt everybody did their best to help everybody even when they were assholes

[pessimistically]

[ Wow. The naive (and weirdly idyllic) description of the zombie apocalypse just pisses him off. But, since he's not actually trying to be a dick... ]

I never said I wouldn't help. It's common sense to work together in a crisis.
That doesn't make having to be responsible for others less troublesome.

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[In a lot of ways, things went better than expected. Didn't make the horrible things any less horrible.]

ppl just have different skills. if something isn't helpful to you, that doesn't mean it's not helpful in another way. and lots of ppl can surprise you!! I've got a friend that doesn't like fighting and isn't super fast or anytghing but she has a SRS right hook

[pessimistically]

Believe whatever you like...
It doesn’t really matter to me either way.

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[pessimistically]

[ trufax.

Which is why he's just going to glare at the phone for a moment before ignoring it. It's a miracle he made it this long, tbh. ]