Dictation - ERROR 000 - [Voice] (Forward-dated for the 28th)

[drabsolutelynot]

Sans? Remember…rember…about the frog? The frog- The one that, um, that--[jesus, SansWhoIsn'tHereRightNow, can't you just follow his thinking on this?] --YOU KNOW THE FROG.

[Does Rosen think he’s actually talking to Sans?  Was he maybe trying to call Sans? Its unclear and as he is going to proceed either way, we may never know.]

What the fudge does the frog do when its half, um, half fudging boiled, hm? Does it realize whats going to happen? Or is it stupid and f…fluffing blind until the bitter freighting end?

[Rosen’s mind is reaching for the word ‘fucking’ but keeps landing just off mark. Even in his drunken haze he’s sensing he’s not getting the word he’s looking for, and the annoyance of that can possibly be sensed in the increasing agitation in his voice. That, coupled with what distinctly sounds like a glass bottle, or several, rolling across a table or, in this case, a floor.]

Flick the frog.  

[Closer, but no cigar. At least he got the F, a vowel, and the ‘ck’ in there. Points for trying? Rosen feels like he gets points for trying. For a few moments all that can be heard is Rosen half-singing ‘Jeremiah was a bullfrog’ under his breath before he goes very quiet]

Sans.

[Rosen’s voice is now serious. Contemplative.]

Can someone be the frog, the fr’pan, and the dick who has a frog and a frying pan all at the same time? 

[A long, labored sigh] 

I think m’doing it.

[End recording]

Comments

1/?? buckle up

[skelebro]

[So he gets a message. Or rather, the whole of the network gets a message. A very public message that he's presuming is meant to be private.

He, uh...gives it a listen.]

[skelebro]

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[He gives it another listen.]

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[...]

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[ . . . ]

voice DONE

[skelebro]

[...nope. Still not getting it.

Time to seek confirmation from the source. He phones him right on back.]

You, uh...wanna run that by me again, pal?

Re: voice DONE

[drabsolutelynot]

I am the frog Sans.

[Is the gurgled response, followed by]

'Nd i f'n smashed the f'n frog.

[video]

[somuchlove]

[Well that sure is a Thing. Given the party going on Chara doesn't have to guess what happened to the good doctor here and while they're tempted to ignore this, he did put up with their shenanigans during the city split.

Least they can do is talk until someone picks him up or he - somehow - picks himself up.]

I do not believe you're 'doing it', whatever it is. Had a little too much fun at the party?

Re: [video]

[drabsolutelynot]

[Oh, hello Chara. He'll be mortified that you saw this when he can remembers what it's like to have inhibitions]

I wsn't at the party. N'you shouldn't be at the party.

[He blinks into his phone from where he's flopped across his floor, something clearly confusing him]

Did you need s'mething? You've n'ver called me before

[No. He still does not realize his message was sent to everybody]

Chara. [Suddenly overly serious] .....you didn't go to the party, did you?

[video]

[somuchlove]

[Consider their eyebrows raised at his comment that he wasn't at the party. And Chara's totally not going to answer if they had gone to the party or not.]

So you normally speak on the network while sounding inebriated? And no, I did not call you. This is public. Hopefully it was not a private message between you and Sans.

[Although given what they can understand, Chara's pretty sure that isn't the case. But it's still kind of funny.]

[einselective]

You're drunk. Get off the network.

[drabsolutelynot]

M'not

[Its mumbled first before he concedes]

maybe a little

[einselective]

You're completely incomprehensible. [Only a small exaggeration.] Is this what passes for professional behavior now?

[Video]

[lifetothefullest]

[Lance has been off and on drunk for the past few days, but not enough so that he, one, doesn't know he's making terrible life choices and, two, can't recognize that Rosen's apparently going even harder than he has been.

Being only slightly tipsy at the moment, it's enough to push him to respond but not enough that he isn't pretty much as coherent as usual.]

Dr. Rosen, I think you've overdone it on drinking.

Re: [Video]

[drabsolutelynot]

[Rosen rolls onto his stomach so that Lance can't see his face, his hands folding over the back of his head as if this were an earthquake drill.]

M'fine.

[Back to 'i'm fine'.]

[Video]

[lifetothefullest]

Physically, maybe, provided you don't have alcohol poisoning.

[Which is not a fun thing to have, and don't ask how he knows.]

[video]

[journalname]

[Oh. Oh, dear. Normally Asgore wouldn't think too much of this, but he thinks too much alcohol can be dangerous for humans and he is not exactly sure where that line may be.]

Good evening, Dr. Rosen. How are you feeling?

Re: [video]

[drabsolutelynot]

[Rosen winces. Asgore is yet another person that he would have particularly appreciated not seeing him this way. Not that he wants anyone to see him amidst the consequences of his idiotic actions, its just that he's not as invested in some people as he is in others.

He swallows with some difficulty]

Think I may 've made...s'me bad choices,'Sgore.

[video]

[journalname]

Well, that does happen sometimes.

[DON'T IT JUST]

Perhaps you ought to drink some water and lay down.

audio

[unitas]

...Wow, you are totally shitfaced. [ And she thought she had a problem but never has she thought to take the time to call someone or use the phone. ]

I can't wait until you see this tomorrow after you get some sleep. I always thought teenagers were the ones to make drunken, rambling posts.

Re: audio

[drabsolutelynot]

'Nd you're as pleasant s'ever.

[He remembers you. You were the angry one when Hannibal made the first post about their practice]

Video

[save_theworld]

[They don't look too happy, when the feed starts. Brow furrowed, but they speak gently all the same. Quiet and careful.]

What about a free frog?

Re: Video

[drabsolutelynot]

[Rosen at this point has his head burrowed in the crook of an arm and for the briefest of drunk moments gets confused and thinks Frisk is speaking to him in person]

Fr'sk? How'd you get i--

[A beat. Oh. Its his phone.]

--free frog?