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[farsighting]

Hey! So these questions may be sooooooo weird but I'm super curious!!

My friend was telling me a while ago about how she met some different people here, like a lizard (!) and stuff. That's kind of weird where we come from so I was wondering how many other people here aren't exactly human and from different places.

- Are you non-human / Do you know any non-humans?
- Where are you from? Like a different planet or world or something? How does that even work lol?
- Is there non-human stuff in your world? Not like animals and bugs, but aliens or stuff like that. Weirder stuff!
- Do they have phones and stuff where you come from? Cuz there's a looooot of people here who seem kind of tech illiterate.

Sorry if this is super weird. I'm kinda new and the only strange stuff my world has is zombies. Also even if you are a regular person you can answer the other stuff too, like getting to know each other!

( This may be information harvesting and a way to make sure Elise doesn't assume the sentient creatures in this place are monsters of the week she needs to smash. Or it's something way more innocent. Who's to say! )

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[pocketspa]

[Okay, Taako could answer this properly, considering he's not human and from a crazy-ass setting, but he's gonna focus on the important thing here.]

zombies? seriously?
like the slow and shambly kind where theres a ton of em or the fast and deadly ones where theres only like five
both are bad but im tryin to figure out how screwed you were

[farsighting]

A mix of both. Tons of them sometimes and they move pretty quickly.

[pocketspa]

sheesh.
that double sucks.
can't believe i'm saying this but maybe you're in less danger kickin around this dump

[farsighting]

Considering the creatures I had to kill when I woke up here I don't think that's super accurate, actually.

If anything I think zombie killing has been a mini-training session for this nightmare .

[pocketspa]

really?
this place has been chump change compared to the stuff back where i'm from
i'll pit wrestle a manticore any day i had to save my friend's soul from being sucked into the death plane like four hours before i got here

[farsighting]

Yeah if I think this place is Level 2 that's Level 20 then (I think video games go up that high idk)

Where are you even from that that's a typical occurrence for you?

[pocketspa]

Yeah somewhere around level 12 I think, actually.

uhh i mean i dont know what the name of the world is
continent is called Faerun but thats probably meaningless here
there's a little umlaut over the u but i cant figure out how to make this thing do that
we have communication devices but nothing like this theyre more like an on and off talky whatever
not all these screens and words

[farsighting]

It's weird to me to think about a world without smartphones....like I haven't ALWAYS had one but they're such a thing where I'm from, you know?

But a place that sounds that weird must have some pretty cool stuff to make up for it.

[pocketspa]

well theres magic
which i guess some people here dont know about?
but that seems pretty entry-level biz
id rather have magic than whatever this thing is

i mean i was there so it was pretty great
but now that im not theres hardly a point