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[farsighting]

Hey! So these questions may be sooooooo weird but I'm super curious!!

My friend was telling me a while ago about how she met some different people here, like a lizard (!) and stuff. That's kind of weird where we come from so I was wondering how many other people here aren't exactly human and from different places.

- Are you non-human / Do you know any non-humans?
- Where are you from? Like a different planet or world or something? How does that even work lol?
- Is there non-human stuff in your world? Not like animals and bugs, but aliens or stuff like that. Weirder stuff!
- Do they have phones and stuff where you come from? Cuz there's a looooot of people here who seem kind of tech illiterate.

Sorry if this is super weird. I'm kinda new and the only strange stuff my world has is zombies. Also even if you are a regular person you can answer the other stuff too, like getting to know each other!

( This may be information harvesting and a way to make sure Elise doesn't assume the sentient creatures in this place are monsters of the week she needs to smash. Or it's something way more innocent. Who's to say! )

Comments

[farsighting]

Sorry Miss Space Bitch!

have you come to abduct me and show me the advanced forms of love found in outer space?

[goldpoints]

they might be too advanced for you, human. our love tech is out of this world after all.

also jsyk you guys have a big misunderstanding of probes

[farsighting]

I can't believe you just made an "out of this world" joke happen lol

But okay then, what DO you want with me, Miss Space Bitch ?

[goldpoints]

ummm I'm very serious remember

I'm here to answer your silly human questions and also hear about this friend of yours she sounds like a winner

[farsighting]

Well since I know about your space lingerie and ~out of this world~ love tech

I'm friends with this really weird girl who likes to make really dumb jokes but that's okay because she's pretty enough to make up for it.

[goldpoints]

WOAH WOAH HEY DON'T GO THROUGH MY SPACE LINGERIE

[farsighting]

What's the point of being under the tutelage of a sexy time-traveling space alien if I don't get to see all the lingerie in her collection ?

[goldpoints]

to learn about planets and stars and stuff!!! omg my lingerie is trash now anyways

omg why did I say that

just NVM

[farsighting]

Kayla is going to have her hands full between your alien roleplay kink and your space jokes LOL

[goldpoints]

I DON'T HAVE AN ALIEN KINK

[farsighting]

I think your previous comments prove otherwise.

[goldpoints]

you're the one wanting to flirt with aliens!! I have no kinks! kinkless I tell you!!

[farsighting]

More scandalous information lol

What would YOU do if a time-traveling space bitch came up to you and started talking about lingerie??

[goldpoints]

omg stoppp

I don't remember talking about lingerie until you did missy

OMG YOU CAN'T READ THE TEXT W/O YOUR GLASSES

L I N E A G E

[farsighting]

Are you making fun of someone for their disability......rude! Problematic!

JK I can read just fine as long as I hold my phone out even if it looks a little silly.

[goldpoints]

wow calling a need for glasses a disability is way more problematic lol

brought it in close when you thought I was talking about lingerie huh

[farsighting]

omg I totally thought that's what you wrote lol...I think my point is proven. I concede you aren't the alien kinkster I thought you were. ( bad vision + gayness on the brain ) I doubt this place has an optomitrist hanging around though.

[goldpoints]

haven't found any with your survey huh?

[farsighting]

Nope just some aliens and an elf and a skeleton.

People have been making glasses for centuries but idk the first thing about how to do it outside of modern labs and stuff.

[goldpoints]

more than one alien??? I know an elf from here already tho

school did not prepare us for our reality

[farsighting]

If stuff like this was in our curriculum I might not have gone down the math nerd path lmao

There's more people here that are non-human than I thought there would be though but I'll talk to you about it later.

[goldpoints]

the world needed math nerds. I def needed a math nerd my grade was awful.

yeah okay

[She doesn't really approve, but...it kind of needs to be done. She understands.]

[farsighting]

Too bad we met after high school didn't matter anymore. I'd have totally helped you bring that grade up!

[goldpoints]

lol yeah that would have saved me

metaphorically I mean you have literally saved me that was a stupid thing to say haha

[farsighting]

Well that one zombie was kind of a team effort. Other than that I gave you a concussion soooo it sucks I can't pay you back in math homework answers.