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[farsighting]

Hey! So these questions may be sooooooo weird but I'm super curious!!

My friend was telling me a while ago about how she met some different people here, like a lizard (!) and stuff. That's kind of weird where we come from so I was wondering how many other people here aren't exactly human and from different places.

- Are you non-human / Do you know any non-humans?
- Where are you from? Like a different planet or world or something? How does that even work lol?
- Is there non-human stuff in your world? Not like animals and bugs, but aliens or stuff like that. Weirder stuff!
- Do they have phones and stuff where you come from? Cuz there's a looooot of people here who seem kind of tech illiterate.

Sorry if this is super weird. I'm kinda new and the only strange stuff my world has is zombies. Also even if you are a regular person you can answer the other stuff too, like getting to know each other!

( This may be information harvesting and a way to make sure Elise doesn't assume the sentient creatures in this place are monsters of the week she needs to smash. Or it's something way more innocent. Who's to say! )

Comments

[farsighting]

Your robots still blow ours away. Like we have some preeeeeetty advanced ones but nothing that crazy.

Kinda weird you have human souls in robots but you don't know what a phone is though. At least you're doing pretty well for being clueless.

[armcollector]

well. he was totally stealing ideas from other planes, so. don't give him all the credit.

i had to be told what a gun is too haha! robots aside i feel like everyone's miles ahead of me. i mean the stuff in my apartment, the fire boxes and the water boxes and all that, like, is that just normal for you? or is this place just weird?

[farsighting]

Wellllllll it's kind of both. idk what you mean by fire box and water box but those sound weird. Our stove is kind of dangerous and that's weird.

Robot plagiarism and guns definitely aren't weird though.

[armcollector]

well theres some boxes that make fire and theres some boxes that make water. a stove, yeah, thats the name of one of the fire boxes, i remember that. and there's the sink, which we kinda had, but it definitely didnt create water out of fucking nothing. everything else is like.... pshoo right over my head. sometimes i put the dishes in the wrong water box too.