Voice || End of his Tether

[notjustinthemirror]

Alright. I fucking give up. Who the hell did I piss off this time?

I've impaled myself on my own mannequins, lit myself on fire, knocked a building down on my head, and I don't even want to know what the fuck I just teleported into, but it smells like something crawled up an asshole and died there.

[There's a loud crash and some scrabbling noises.]

And I almost got decapitated by a window.

What the fuck?

Comments

[casperdisaster]

Maybe she's just not that into you.

[notjustinthemirror]

I knew a bouquet of still beating hearts was too much for the first date.

[casperdisaster]

Yeah, that's kinda coming on a little strong. Gotta be casual on the first date.

[notjustinthemirror]

I'm guessing the window crashing on my head means she isn't calling me back for dinner and a movie.

[casperdisaster]

Think you definitely, um, struck out with this one.

[notjustinthemirror]

Story of my life.

Here's hoping whatever the fuck this is wears off before I'm in a bunch of pieces. I've never been dismembered before, and I'd like to keep it that way.

[casperdisaster]

Yeah, um. I'd like you to not be dismembered either.

That keeps almost happening to you.

[notjustinthemirror]

I've never almost died this much in my entire existence.

I hate this place.

[casperdisaster]

I've also gone for the record, so I think we're all in this boat together?

[notjustinthemirror]

Oh good.

You know a god of Death would do really well here. Maybe can teach Fear a thing or two.