[Text] (With Pictures!)

[aroundthecoroner]

So it's day 2 of Ikea madness,
and I figured we should set up some kind of cragslist situation,
so that people can get rid of things they really don't want.
Or if you for some reason feel like filling your house with this stuff
follow your dreams?

Anyway I found this yesterday:

[Attached is a photo of a very odd table, the front half of it, anyway. It's sticking out of an apartment wall at an odd angle, legs mostly horizontal. There's a second photo of the back half, which appears to be in another room.

A jacket is hanging off of one of the hooves. Looks like someone has found a use for it, at least.]

If anyone knows how to get this out of the wall
without like, destroying said wall
they're welcome to it.
But to be honest I'm kind of getting used to it.
Might call it "Dave".
This I'm not too keen on:

[Another image, this one of a kind of unsettling chair.]

Frankly you can just have it.
Please.

[Everyone is welcome to post their new furniture they don't want, or offers to acquire more. Michael is not going to moderate, but it's a platform at least!]

Comments

[aroundthecoroner]

[Michael has absolutely nothing to say to that, but he's kind of glad Rose can't see him laughing over text. Suddenly deer-table doesn't seem nearly as bad.]

Wow that's
good luck with that one.
Does it at least smell like cooked beef?

[hasitsthorns]

[ She lives to please. ]

i mean
it's an improvement from the other couch, which was in taters from the great prank war apparently

and surprisingly, yes
very hamburgery

[aroundthecoroner]

Great prank war?
And that would sound nice except I'd probably be hungry all the time.

[He actually misses hamburgers already. :(]

[hasitsthorns]

My roommate apparently had a prank war with some roomies before me.
The couch was the proof of how crazy shit got.
Gonna' have to step up my pranking game if I'm gonna stay, probably.

[ Does Rose know a thing or two about being hungry all the time. Haha. Ha. ...Ha. It's be funny if it wasn't so horribly sad. ]

yeah it'll get old pretty fast i'm sure
but for now i'm enjoying the new hamburger smell of our house

[aroundthecoroner]

Looking on the bright side.
I like it.

[Maybe he should give it a shot sometime.]

I guess you could potentially use the new couch for pranks.
Just don't tell your roommates it moos.

[hasitsthorns]

Kind of have to in this place.

And you.
I like the way you think.
I can't wait to see Alphys' reaction when it moos at her.

[aroundthecoroner]

You could also trick her into thinking there are hamburgers.

[hasitsthorns]

omg
I could
the possibilities for prankage are truly endless

[aroundthecoroner]

Maybe you should hold off on getting rid of the couch after all.

[hasitsthorns]

you know what
i think you're right
the cactus chair though
maybe that can go

[aroundthecoroner]

Cactus chair?
I was unaware of the cactus chair.
Pics please.

[hasitsthorns]

BEHOLD
THE CACTUS CHAIR
i mean
i'm pretty sure it's a cactus
also all those little black dots? pointy. i learned the hard way.

[aroundthecoroner]

Oh my god.
Who would even make that???
And why???

[hasitsthorns]

kanye shrug
i don't know
masochists, maybe?
i guess sadists could too, inflicting the pain of spiky chairs on people

[aroundthecoroner]

[As a lowkey masochist, Michael can safely say he would not willingly sit on that thing.]

Gonna go with the second one.
Only the sadist is probably one of the gods.
Whoever's doing this
furniture rain/glitch
thing.

[hasitsthorns]

[ As a highkey sadist, Rose can say she would make someone sit in that chair. ]

actually
that's a good question
maybe one of them is fucking with The Door
that happens from time to time

[aroundthecoroner]

I thought they didn't know how to use it?
Or is this them trying to figure it out?
Either way
it's not going so well.

[hasitsthorns]

Sorrow... kind of does
but I think even he still struggles with controlling it completely

and this is better than the last time weird shit showed up at least

[aroundthecoroner]

If he's not struggling with this
then I question his motives for putting furniture in walls.
What showed up last time?

[hasitsthorns]

Sorrow's kind of a dillhole that way
he's awesome

[ Uhm. ]

a bunch of stuff from people's homeworlds
like keepsakes or whatever
but they didn't go to their owners so we had to figure out what belonged to who
like my hand ended up in someone's bed
that was a pretty rude wake-up call for them

[ UHM. ]

[aroundthecoroner]

Your
hand.
Was this an extra hand?
Because you had two when I saw you last.
... Didn't you?

[Oh god did he somehow not notice a missing hand???]

[hasitsthorns]

(*´艸`*)
i've got both of them again!
[insert jazz hands here]
but when I first got here, I didn't
Hope helped me out though

[aroundthecoroner]

Congratulations, I guess?
Good to know he'll do stuff like that.
Hope seems like the nicest out of them, from what I can tell so far.

[hasitsthorns]

Thanks!
It's nice to be able to jam out again, honestly.

Hope's a bit serious but
he's the one who revives everyone so it makes sense he can grow limbs back too
Sorrow's a bit intimidating at first but he's not all that bad after a while

[ Or she just gets turned on by danger? Your pick. ]

he gave us the orchard so he's the dude to ask about plants
Delight's the absolute best
I bummed some paint off her once
(if you see the little roses painted on the temples, that was me)
Fear's a dweeb who tries to act cool
Rage is every bit as terrifying as she wants us to think she is
Confusion's a sassmaster
Tranquility is the resident stoner
Love's... well, Love's probably just what you'd expect. a careless pink glowcloud

[aroundthecoroner]

[Michael appreciates the rundown.]

Why's Sorrow intimidating?
I'd think he'd be more
well
sad?
Depressing?

[Meaning Michael probably shouldn't interact with him.]

And "a careless pink glowcloud" was not what I was expecting but
good to know anyway.