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hadriel2017-08-17 02:17 am
aroundthecoroner) wrote in hadriel2017-08-17 02:17 am
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So it's day 2 of Ikea madness,
and I figured we should set up some kind of cragslist situation,
so that people can get rid of things they really don't want.
Or if you for some reason feel like filling your house with this stuff
follow your dreams?
Anyway I found this yesterday:
[Attached is a photo of a very odd table, the front half of it, anyway. It's sticking out of an apartment wall at an odd angle, legs mostly horizontal. There's a second photo of the back half, which appears to be in another room.
A jacket is hanging off of one of the hooves. Looks like someone has found a use for it, at least.]
If anyone knows how to get this out of the wall
without like, destroying said wall
they're welcome to it.
But to be honest I'm kind of getting used to it.
Might call it "Dave".
This I'm not too keen on:
[Another image, this one of a kind of unsettling chair.]
Frankly you can just have it.
Please.
[Everyone is welcome to post their new furniture they don't want, or offers to acquire more. Michael is not going to moderate, but it's a platform at least!]
and I figured we should set up some kind of cragslist situation,
so that people can get rid of things they really don't want.
Or if you for some reason feel like filling your house with this stuff
follow your dreams?
Anyway I found this yesterday:
[Attached is a photo of a very odd table, the front half of it, anyway. It's sticking out of an apartment wall at an odd angle, legs mostly horizontal. There's a second photo of the back half, which appears to be in another room.
A jacket is hanging off of one of the hooves. Looks like someone has found a use for it, at least.]
If anyone knows how to get this out of the wall
without like, destroying said wall
they're welcome to it.
But to be honest I'm kind of getting used to it.
Might call it "Dave".
This I'm not too keen on:
[Another image, this one of a kind of unsettling chair.]
Frankly you can just have it.
Please.
[Everyone is welcome to post their new furniture they don't want, or offers to acquire more. Michael is not going to moderate, but it's a platform at least!]
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I see your point re: the chair, though.
It's taller than me,
I'd have to use another chair to even get on it.
Maybe someone with magic flying powers or something might want it???
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Why "Dave"?
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Oh and uh
I don't know.
It just popped into my head?
If you've got a better name for it let me know.
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But perhaps something logical, like "half table". As it seems only half will be of any use to you. [ Look, she called her round table... the round table. She's not very good at names. ]
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No offense, but what kind of a name is that?
That'd be like naming a person Blonde Guy,
or Short Lady.
It's a name, not a description.
Or maybe it's a description,
I guess I have no idea what Dave means.