[Text] (With Pictures!)

[aroundthecoroner]

So it's day 2 of Ikea madness,
and I figured we should set up some kind of cragslist situation,
so that people can get rid of things they really don't want.
Or if you for some reason feel like filling your house with this stuff
follow your dreams?

Anyway I found this yesterday:

[Attached is a photo of a very odd table, the front half of it, anyway. It's sticking out of an apartment wall at an odd angle, legs mostly horizontal. There's a second photo of the back half, which appears to be in another room.

A jacket is hanging off of one of the hooves. Looks like someone has found a use for it, at least.]

If anyone knows how to get this out of the wall
without like, destroying said wall
they're welcome to it.
But to be honest I'm kind of getting used to it.
Might call it "Dave".
This I'm not too keen on:

[Another image, this one of a kind of unsettling chair.]

Frankly you can just have it.
Please.

[Everyone is welcome to post their new furniture they don't want, or offers to acquire more. Michael is not going to moderate, but it's a platform at least!]

Comments

[aroundthecoroner]

Wait, so the other half isn't outside?
That's kind of unsettling.
Where did it go?

[dedikated]

The hell should I know?
Maybe someone found a way to get it out.
Maybe it's in another universe.

[aroundthecoroner]

Honestly it's probably best if it's in another universe.
Half of that couch is enough.
Maybe it'll be easier to get rid of this way?

[dedikated]

Can't be harder. Might see if someone can set it on fire.

( All firestarters can control their fire, right? )

[aroundthecoroner]

What if they
set the whole place on fire?
Which building do you live in again?

[Please don't let it be his.]

[dedikated]

Should be able to control it.
Spire 2, 802.

( Top floor life. )

[aroundthecoroner]

Okay that's
good to know.
Hopefully that fire control thing works out for you, though.

[dedikated]

Find out soon enough.

( Or she'll have a new feature for her flat who knows. )