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So it's day 2 of Ikea madness,
and I figured we should set up some kind of cragslist situation,
so that people can get rid of things they really don't want.
Or if you for some reason feel like filling your house with this stuff
follow your dreams?

Anyway I found this yesterday:

[Attached is a photo of a very odd table, the front half of it, anyway. It's sticking out of an apartment wall at an odd angle, legs mostly horizontal. There's a second photo of the back half, which appears to be in another room.

A jacket is hanging off of one of the hooves. Looks like someone has found a use for it, at least.]

If anyone knows how to get this out of the wall
without like, destroying said wall
they're welcome to it.
But to be honest I'm kind of getting used to it.
Might call it "Dave".
This I'm not too keen on:

[Another image, this one of a kind of unsettling chair.]

Frankly you can just have it.
Please.

[Everyone is welcome to post their new furniture they don't want, or offers to acquire more. Michael is not going to moderate, but it's a platform at least!]

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yeah the taxi thing. and yeah mercenaries is a good way to put it.
just sounds cooler than what it actually is. lmao.
ud think right? idt the org itself is illegal but idk how were allowed to do some of the jobs we do.
or how we literally get away w. murder no questions asked.
its not like we have any special licenses or anything. we just get our job and go.
but w.e its fun and we help ppl so im not gonna ask too many questions.
yeah i was. before the guild shit. had to stop bc my magic got fucked up so i got into guildwork to get it back.
adventurin is faster than startin from scratch as a pi.
idt ill go back to it tho. i like this better.

Maybe the organizations are licensed?
That does seem kind of
like a major oversight on the part of the cops though.
What if you guys just claimed the people you killed were bad?
So that you could kill them?
Though apparently they don't even ask.
How does magic get fucked up?

ur guess is as good as mine dude. idk. but ur right. its p shady.
well first off its really fuckin hard to mess w. someones magic.
afaik anyway. ive never heard of it happenin to anyone else.
tldr my ex fucked me over. idk how he did it but he pulled some shit that reset my magic back to like zero.
had to relearn it.
which technically made me a wizard for awhile? like kyna. but then i fucked w. some demons and my old magic came back.
thank fuck tbh. sorcery is way better.

That sounds
really inconvenient?
That's probably an understatement.
I thought sorcery was what wizards did?
What's the difference there?

lmfao. yeah inconvenient is one way to put it.
its similar. buckle up lemme explain basic magic to u. what kind of mage u r depends on where u get ur magic from.
theres a shitload of ways. wizards are the most common ime. they learn magic just like ud learn any trade skill or w.e. they have colleges and shit for it back home. u can also just teach urself.
u can also like make pacts w. demons or deities or idk whoever tf. nature in general? idk what druids are abt. but thats what they do i think?
warlocks make deals w. demons and paladins are like mormons but w. healing powers and shit. maybe clerics too? icr.
idfk man im not abt to make a fuckin deal w. some higher power. thats never not bad news imo.
anyway last kind of mage is the best kind. sorcerers are born w. their magic.
i dont have to work as hard to earn that shit in the first place but its unstable. its twice as hard to control but i can do more shit w. it.
like sometimes i can reroute shit so it doesnt affect my friends. u need special training to do that as a wizard or w.e. and i can cast faster and doublecast some shit. its more malleable.
make sense?
tldr sorcerers are the best wizards are legit enough and everyone else is a fuckin scrub for relyin on big bads for their juice.

[That's so much...]

Given the choice of all of those,
yeah I think I'd pick sorcerer too.
I mean I realize you don't get to pick,
especially if you already are a sorcerer,
but you know.
Pacts with demons sounds like bad news,
and magic college sounds like a lot of work.

Do you guys have magic laws?
Or is it just anything goes?

lmao. the right choice.
sorcerers are p rare ime. ive never met another one.
well my mom was one too but outside the fam i mean.
u dont have to go to magic college to be a wizard tho. ur supposed to but its kind of like drivers ed?
if it works the same in ur world anyway.
like once ur supposed to do all the drivers ed shit before u test but if u hit eighteen u can say fuck it and just take the test w.o the bs beforehand.
the rules arent the same for magic but u can get registered as a mage w.o goin to school for it.
k knows more abt it than me tbh. ask her.
o but yeah theres laws just like theres laws for everything. like ur supposed to register if ur a mage.
u can learn some basic magic w.o needing to register. like the kind of shit they teach in grad school.
but if ur gonna pursue more than that then u gotta register.
like the diff between fuckin around w. a nerf gun vs. concealed carry.
and obvs ud get in trouble for castin fireball on a public street bc u might hurt ppl or do property dmg or w.e.
what else? uhhh.
o necromancy involving ppl is illegal. it gets tricky w. animals but in general necromancy is usually frowned upon if not illegal.
my gfs a necromancer. lol.
idk most of the laws r p much common sense.

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