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[dreamsallotted]

[Seel did not look amused. His almond eyes were narrowed, and while his androgynous looks might be beautiful, right now he looked positively bitchy. It had taken him a few days to recover himself after his murder and subsequent resurrection. He wasn't all there yet, it would take time. But he was well enough that he could put on a good front. Seel had a lot of practice after all.]

I didn't think I'd ever have to say this. But at least one of you have proven yourself to be so unpredictable and downright moronic that it deserves to be said.

Don't drink my blood. Don't touch my blood. That goes for Calanthe and Pellaz as well. It's a caustic poison and if you ingest it or inject it, you'll either die horribly or transform. We're not human.

Find yourself another snack or another way to satisfy your sick urges.

And I promise, any of you having similar thoughts, it won't be so easy.

[Seel repositions himself, folding his hands together to keep himself from fidgeting. He really wanted a fucking cigarette.]

Now, who around here would be the leading the Guard? As far as I can tell you are incompetent at best and willingly corrupt at worst. It was my understanding that you were supposed to keep law and order and protect the individuals here and those who cannot defend themselves.Clearly, your methods are not working. I suggest you find me before I have to go find you. At least make yourself look willing to change and accept help.

Comments

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[toiletseat_girl]

Probably. People usually don't like being murdered. Those were some of my toughest reaps.

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[dreamsallotted]

Reaps?

[He knows what it sounds like, he just needs to hear you say it, George.]

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[toiletseat_girl]

...reaps. As in, taking the souls of those about to die.

[she's vaguely confused because it seems like everyone knows what she is. don't they?]

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[dreamsallotted]

So you're a professional killer?

[Now he's confused. Because if they were about to die? And she took them, how was that any different than murder?]

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[toiletseat_girl]

--what?! No. I didn't kill anyone. Other people did. Or they killed themselves. Or they had an accident. All I did was send their souls on to whatever comes next.

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[dreamsallotted]

Okay.....So your like some kind of angel of death or something?

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[toiletseat_girl]

I. . . guess? Though we didn't call ourselves that.

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[dreamsallotted]

What did you call yourselves then?

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[toiletseat_girl]

Reapers. We called ourselves Reapers 'cause we cut the bond between body and soul.