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[radiopalkiller]

[ Philip arrives. He'd rather not have. Moreso, he didn't think weird alternative dimensions could get any less straightforward, and yet... ]

Show of hands if you remember Wonderland¹.

¹ The one where you get endless free drinks within immediate walking distance and all the nightmares of your world come to life to haunt you, while your own reflection laughs at you from a pocket dimension nearby.

(So, not the one from the books.)

PS.: About those endless free drinks. Do you have that feature here? If yes, where? If no, where's the latest group of dedicated heroes looking to find a way out of this place immediately if not sooner, because I'd like to join up.

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[toiletseat_girl]

Never heard of it. The endless free drinks sound like fun, but rest of it? Not so much.

And I was gonna ask about the dedicated heroes thing. I know that people who have been here longer know more. I'd like to know what they know.

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[radiopalkiller]

Heard it's been something short of two years for the ones who've been here longest, did I get that right?

Or did you just get here yourself?

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[toiletseat_girl]

I think so? But I've only been here for a little over two months. But me and Dr. Brennan have been talking about trying to gather up all the information people have found out and see if we can find any patterns to it.

[radiopalkiller]

[ --There's a familiar name. Another familiar name, and it's starting to frustrate him that he can't place any of them just yet. ]

What sort of information? As far as introduction guides go you've got a pretty decent start. History too, assuming that's an accurate list being passed around.

[toiletseat_girl]

All of the information. Which, granted, isn't gonna be easy. Not everyone's so trusting.

[radiopalkiller]

My favourite Pink Floyd song is "Have a Cigar".

My shoe size is eleven.

Don't let this fall into the wrong hands.

[toiletseat_girl]

[she's not sure if she's being made fun of or not]

Okay. I'll try not to.

[radiopalkiller]

In all seriousness, give me a week to see if this isn't a giant hallucination, and if I'm still there afterwards, then hit me up with whatever data collection survey you've got.

[toiletseat_girl]

Well, if it's a giant hallucination, it's one that's shared by at least fifty people.