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[radiopalkiller]

[ Philip arrives. He'd rather not have. Moreso, he didn't think weird alternative dimensions could get any less straightforward, and yet... ]

Show of hands if you remember Wonderland¹.

¹ The one where you get endless free drinks within immediate walking distance and all the nightmares of your world come to life to haunt you, while your own reflection laughs at you from a pocket dimension nearby.

(So, not the one from the books.)

PS.: About those endless free drinks. Do you have that feature here? If yes, where? If no, where's the latest group of dedicated heroes looking to find a way out of this place immediately if not sooner, because I'd like to join up.

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[radiopalkiller]

[ So... the usual then. ]

Fair enough. All the more reason to hold as many parties as possible, I reckon. Haven't had a chance to do more than skim, but I'll give the guide a closer look later.

Anything else I should know that I won't find written in there?

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[braveoff]

The personalities of the gods is something you have to read really close for. You can make deals with them for things you need but they're going to want things in exchange. And they're not all sympathetic to us.

[radiopalkiller]

Do I have to figure that out myself or is there some handy chart about which gods give the best deals for the fairest prices? rateyourgod.com?

[braveoff]

I might be able to help if you told me what you want?