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[radiopalkiller]

[ Philip arrives. He'd rather not have. Moreso, he didn't think weird alternative dimensions could get any less straightforward, and yet... ]

Show of hands if you remember Wonderland¹.

¹ The one where you get endless free drinks within immediate walking distance and all the nightmares of your world come to life to haunt you, while your own reflection laughs at you from a pocket dimension nearby.

(So, not the one from the books.)

PS.: About those endless free drinks. Do you have that feature here? If yes, where? If no, where's the latest group of dedicated heroes looking to find a way out of this place immediately if not sooner, because I'd like to join up.

Comments

[radiopalkiller]

Right, how are you settling in then? Read something about apartments, but I didn't get a chance to have a look yet.

[evocation]

yeah, you just grab one or whatever.
like turbo squatting.
they're bigger than the place i had in new york, at least.

[radiopalkiller]

Guess I might as well have a look then, though I'm still crossing my fingers there won't be a need to settle down.

All right, cheers, so let me just ask the question I've asked pretty much everyone else here: Anything else I should know about this place?

[evocation]

uh, it sucks. that's pretty much it. and a lot of people here can use magic, if that's not something you've got back home.