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[radiopalkiller]

[ Philip arrives. He'd rather not have. Moreso, he didn't think weird alternative dimensions could get any less straightforward, and yet... ]

Show of hands if you remember Wonderland¹.

¹ The one where you get endless free drinks within immediate walking distance and all the nightmares of your world come to life to haunt you, while your own reflection laughs at you from a pocket dimension nearby.

(So, not the one from the books.)

PS.: About those endless free drinks. Do you have that feature here? If yes, where? If no, where's the latest group of dedicated heroes looking to find a way out of this place immediately if not sooner, because I'd like to join up.

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[radiopalkiller]

So we've got regular monster shipments and soul-sucking gods, but you guys still find the time to ensure a smooth drinking experience for everyone?

That's commendable.

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[requiemshark]

service with a smile and all that shit

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[radiopalkiller]

So just hypothetically, if I wanted to sign up to protect and serve the community, I'd do that where?

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[requiemshark]

Guard Post.

They're not original with titles.