SEVENTH SONG ♫ VIDEO

[hasitsthorns]

'Sup, fellow cave dwellers.

[ Oh, boy. It's that time again. Rose usually only has a tendency to show her face on the network when she's got something 'fun' to say. This isn't one of the rare exceptions to that rule either. She's grinning ear to ear, obviously quite pleased with herself. Some might recognize the backdrop as Sorrow's orchard where she's known to spend quite a lot of her time. ]

Got a gift for ya'll.



[ At this point the camera shifts focus to a plant budding in the orchard's rows. It might look familiar to some. Judging from the dumb smile on her face previously, it's certainly familiar to Rose. ]

Figured after all the fuckery that's happened lately, we could use some chill. It's not a lot but it's a start and, like, a cave has the perfect growing conditions. We're all gonna' be 4/20 blazin' it before you know. But I'll need some help making sure it's taken care of.

[ #protectthecaveweed2k17 ]

You're welcome. I accept thanks in the form of overzealous complements, singing the praises of my coolness, and testaments carved to my honor in stone. You know, the usual.

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[pocketspa]

Holy shit.

[ARE YOU KIDDING HIM RIGHT NOW]

Who the hell did you convince to do that and how did you do it because I think we got a real god in this cave, and it ain't those chucklefucks in charge.

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[hasitsthorns]

Tranquility is the new one to worship, okay. Dude got me the hook-up. Especially since this will definitely benefit him.

[voice]

[circumitus]

Is that...?

[THIS IS THE REAL LIFE?]

[voice]

[hasitsthorns]

It is indeed.

[ Heck yeah it is real life, Rey. ]

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[evocation]

Holy shit, are you serious? How the hell did you manage that?

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[hasitsthorns]

Tranquility is a super cool dude is how. Gave him some good vibes, promised him this would give a whole lot more and bam. Here we are!

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[drabsolutelynot]

How very industrious of you.

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[hasitsthorns]

I know, right? Can't believe someone else didn't think of this sooner.

[Audio]

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

Can't see what you're showing us but I'm assuming its something awe-inspiring

[Audio]

[hasitsthorns]

It's some good 'ol fashioned weed, my friend.

[Video]

[elegant_and_proud]

Based on what you've said about it benefitting Tranquility, I imagine the plant has sedative qualities?

[Guess who doesn't have that plant on her world?]

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[hasitsthorns]

Kind of, yeah. It helps you relax, has been said to ease aches and pains too.

Also makes you wicked hungry.

[hellosirs]

What sort of plant is that, Ma'am? Is it... do you use it in some kind of sleepytea?

[ Hello yes Angus is 11 and very confused ]

[hasitsthorns]

[ Oh. Jeez. Maybe she should've filtered this away from the minors, uh. ]

You can! It's unfortunately not very safe for kids though, so...

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[lifetothefullest]

[He is... Not amused. Totally not amused. This is his professional face.

Okay it's really not; it's more like a fondly longsuffering face. He doesn't know Rose very well, but considering the last... However long he's been here of terrible network post after terrible network post, something this harmless is a very nice change.]

Did you actually make a deal with one of the gods for this?

[It's incredulous, a little, but not actually in a bad way.]

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[hasitsthorns]

[ That's an expression Rose is used to, honestly. One she knows very well. ]

Tranquility, yeah. Told him it would help him out especially so he agreed to it. Kind of a win-win situation.

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[ghostlocked]

[!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

holy fuck.
ur my fuckin hero.
im helping w. it.

[He's very excited.]

[Video][Private] [Threadjack because he's afraid of Rosie he doesn't want her to know he's dumb]

[imhisaunt]

Harlan

[Whispering even though this is a private video and no one else can hear him]

What is that?

[eyeofthetiger]

[ after this long in the cave, Dean's finally figured out how to use his phone ]

I only see one flaw in your master plan. Based on what I've seen and heard, we ain't exactly rolling in food around here. Pass that around too often, and we might end up with a cave full of zombies.

[ now wouldn't that be a grand way to start off weed weekend? ]

[hasitsthorns]

[ !!!

Rose remembers how much he didn't like them in Haven. Seems that's still true here, huh? ]

I mean, it probably wouldn't be the first time. I think? I don't know all the shit the gods have pulled but zombies wouldn't surprise me.

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[requiemshark]

Hell yeah. I like you, lady.

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[hasitsthorns]

Why, thank you. I like me too.

You new to this cave or-?

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[notimpervious]

How ingenious! This has the potential to be a good renewable resource for the clinic.

[#priorities]

Also, I learned how to make a drink from cannabis when I was doing graduate work in Indian. It is called bhang. It's quite refreshing!

[Brennan no.....]

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[hasitsthorns]

The clinic. Totally. That's exactly what I was thinking of when I made this request, absolutely.

[ She's half-kidding. It had been a more selfish thing to request, but... Rose was definitely willing to share some of the crop with the clinic. ]

Carlisle talked about making some weed tea. That sounds cool, you guys should exchange notes.

[voice]

[hot_mes]

[not exactly advocating here but...]

...it supposedly has medicinal uses. I'd like to research that.

[voice]

[hasitsthorns]

For sure, dude! A portion of it - once we get more growing - will definitely be going to the clinic for research and medicinal purposes.

If it helps, that's just another plus.

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[storyseeker]

[She has to laugh.]

Where did you get the, uh, source material for that?

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[hasitsthorns]

I asked a couple people. Did what I could with what I knew. It might not be exactly the same, honestly, but it's hopefully close enough that we'll all be having a good time soon.

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[aroundthecoroner]

[Alright, he's laughing. He probably won't use it, but still. How did nobody think of this before?]

I'm gonna go ahead and assume that's not the hemp kind.

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[hasitsthorns]

[ Music to her ears. ]

You assume correctly, sir. Not that that wouldn't be useful, but- I figured people would appreciate this type a bit more.

[so_dark_a_road]

[ Brow furrowing in perplexity. ]

I spend a lot of time in the orchard. Strange I have not noticed this before.

[ Not completely ignorant of the medicinal uses of the hemp plant. ]

[hasitsthorns]

It's a new addition. Tranquility just put it in not too long ago.

How often do you hang around there? Probably seen me a time or two at least.

[muchadoabout]

If you can teach me how to grow that, I'll give you some of mine.

[hasitsthorns]

It's gonna' kind of be a community endeavor, I think? Doesn't really belong to me or anyone to begin with, just kind of the cave's. I'm gonna' look after it and all, but not laying any sort of claim.

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[toiletseat_girl]

Are you kidding me? [laughing] Okay, this? Is fucking awesome. You are fucking awesome. And I will totally be willing to help you with the plants.

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[hasitsthorns]

Thank you, thank you. And no, really, thanks for offering to help.

It's kind of inspiring seeing everyone get together like this.

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[braveoff]

[ Oh man, if there's anywhere that needs some chill. They've got booze, sure, but. Drake replies to this smirking, because it's been forever and yeah. Yeah. ]

Hey Rosie. Sooooo do I have to reserve some of that ahead of time?

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[hasitsthorns]

[ Right? She thought so too. ]

Not at all, my man! This here's gonna' be community weed. I'm not playing on laying any real claim but I will kind of watch it so we keep up the golden rule of sharing is caring and all.

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[stonebird]

I'm afraid I do not understand? (Because she is from freaking Westeros and innocent/naive when it comes to drugs.)

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[hasitsthorns]

[ Ah. Well. She doesn't look like a kid but she also does appear to be pretty young, so-

Hm. ]

It's called Cannabis and it's a plant used for a lot of purposes. Some varieties of it can make hemp stuff. This kind though? This is for smoking. You dry it out and roll it into a sort of cigarette and inhale the smoke. And then it relaxes you. Helps with aches, pains, makes you pretty hungry. But it's generally a good time.

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[murderpotato]

This is the best fuckin' thing I've seen in a long time.

[Let this weird monster man get high, he's like 9000% more tolerable when he's stoned to fuck.]

So if this shit is community grass, how's it gettin' doled out? Am I gonna have to come down to the clinic for my fuckin' daily joint ration?

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[hasitsthorns]

Sometimes I have good ideas, dude.

[ Sometimes being the huge key word there. ]

I'm gonna' be kind of gatekeeping it I guess. Hopefully, once people pitch in and more starts growing it'll be more easy breezy but for now just talk to me. We can work it out.

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[am_i_a_monster]

Cool.

Any chance you got mushrooms too?

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[hasitsthorns]

Nah, you'll have to go to Confusion for that nonsense.