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[unmakes]

hey so

i know shit's going down but i've done this solo thing way too long, i'm pretty sure i'm going actual crazy

free booze for whoever wants to come hang out with me in this shithole i've decided is totally the new bar. but i'm cutting you off if you're shitty company or try to eat me alive (this is me, pointing to my eyes and then pointing to you wiggy infected motherfuckers)

❰ incoming attachment: cometothebar.jpg. it's a map. a really shitty one with a big circle drawn around a building somewhere in the business-ish area. ❱

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[unitas]

How?

[ she has doubts, so many doubts. ]

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[unmakes]

are you familiar with dubstep

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[unitas]

I've heard of it. Why?

[ get all the wendigos to get down and funky ]

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[unmakes]

so i have a gun

a dubstep gun

it does exactly what it sounds like it does

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[unitas]

So, it's a gun? That shoots bad music?

[ look, that sounds like a kids toy, ok? ]

How is that effective against wendigos?

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[unmakes]

because literally everything it fires at dances uncontrollably instead of attacking or generally being a dickbag

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[unitas]

All right, that is something I have to see.

Have any preference when I drop by?

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[unmakes]

literally anytime