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[themightykamina]

[Here's a face no one's seen for the last three weeks or so: one very bewildered-looking Kamina, incredibly grimy and probably not smelling too fresh, from the looks of him. There's a very ragged bag over one shoulder, and what looks like the remains of several yeti furs behind him as he frowns into the camera.]

Yo, Kamina here. What's the hell's going on? I'm gone for a week and it sounds like there's been a war. Someone wanna tell me what I missed?

Comments

[themightykamina]

If being realistic means giving up and getting used to being stuck underground, then I'll stick with dreaming, lady! I've gotta get back to that surface where I left my bro and the rest of my army!

[bekommen]

Oh, Christ. You have an army.

[themightykamina]

Well, yeah. How else am I supposed to take out the Spiral King?

[bekommen]

With your stunning grasp on logic, obviously.

[themightykamina]

I kicked logic to the curb a long time ago. Logic said we didn't have a chance in hell of winning this war, but we've been winning battle after battle ever since Simon and I came to the surface to fight. Sometimes, you just gotta do the impossible!

[bekommen]

Someone really oughta get you a dictionary and highlight the entry for "impossible."

[themightykamina]

Hey, doesn't seem to keep you from trying to make me give up. You want impossible? Pretty sure you nailed it, lady.

[bekommen]

I don't give a shit what you do, actually, so long as you're not fucking yelling about it. Go play kickball with logic or whatever, just learn some fucking volume control.

[themightykamina]

Hey, I've got an idea. You could just hang up! Then you wouldn't have to listen to me yelling, and I won't have to hear your bitching. Crazy, huh?

[bekommen]

Go fuck yourself, jackass.

[themightykamina]

[These eyes are practically rolling down the street.]

Yeah, yeah. Sure.