01 | voice

[cashlin]

Hey, gang! Hope some of you didn't get maimed-slash-dismembered over the last couple weeks. [stated as breezily as ever, way to go lilith.]

Got a PSA for you all. I know alcohol sounds pretty great, especially after the wendigo crap, but don't drink the stuff in the restaurants without checking it first. I got lucky with the first one I tried-- sorta tasted like a fruit cocktail kind of thing-- but one time a bottle got knocked out of my hands and it dissolved through the floor. So, uh. Yeah.

Also, does anybody else have guns around here? Are you restocking your ammo at all or are you just... rationing it out? I've been trying to look around the armory but every weapon there's of the stabby variety. That's great and all, but you can't shoot swords out of a shotgun.

[... no one tell her.]

That's it for now. Lilith, out.

Comments

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[camouflage]

No ammo here. I'm down to 12 bullets, I started with 20+.

text; gj on the sick quest rewards

[cashlin]

howdy, neighbor

[there's a pause of a couple minutes as she agonizes over parting with bullets formulates her reply--]

Tell you what. I'll see what I can spare from my stock. I can't give you much cause im running out too, but you saved my ass the other day so it's the least I can do

he tries

[camouflage]

[he probably could've shouted down the hall at her but texting everything is second nature now.]

Don't worry about it. I don't need a gun to protect myself. Just warning you.

[cashlin]

[texting is more convenient than speaking to another human being face to face

but seriously?? he let her keep her stuff? bb you're lilith's new fave] hey sounds good to me. open offer tho! :)

[camouflage]

[look he understands better than anyone how precious guns & ammo are] Thanks. Maybe we can make a deal with 1 of the gods. None of them seem to like anything more modern than a sword, though.

[cashlin]

somebody suggested Rage. idk which of them to trust, if any, but it's worth at LEAST asking i guess

[camouflage]

Sounds like a good of plan as any. None of them are trustworthy, but I don't mind using them if it can our lives easier. Sometimes you give a little to get a little.

[cashlin]

any ideas if she asks for a tradeoff? Dunno what there is to give. apart from instilling some rage in somebody around here that is

[camouflage]

If that's what she wants, I don't think we'll have a problem supplying.

[cashlin]

let's get rhys to make another post. she'll have a ball.

[not here]

[hybridification]

[W O W]

also not here

[cashlin]

[play some pong and calm down tbh]

[camouflage]

Not sure how much lower he can get. Bragging about a video game he made while people are eating each other? Kind of takes the cake.

[cashlin]

Famous last words buddy

[camouflage]

I'm really hoping this guy can't get any worse.

[cashlin]

well in all seriousness he probably wont. He works for a weapons dealer in my world but since Hyperion's not around the worst he'll do is get in the way I guess

[camouflage]

Eh, weapons dealers aren't that bad. Just shifty.

[cashlin]

oh he is shifty all right hes mostly just...... Jumpy
I have no idea why

[camouflage]

Guilty conscience syndrome. Bad thing for a weapons dealer to have.

[cashlin]

Ahhhh. makes sense.
back home even the nicest of em still sold to bandits

technically tho he just works for hyperion
less a dealer, more the guy who does the paperwork? i guess.

[camouflage]

Someone has to do the numbers. Who's Hyperion?

[cashlin]

one of the bigger weapon manufacturers around
(pretty good, side note, but i got a soft spot for Maliwans)
They make all sorts of stuff, basically whatever you could think of

[camouflage]

Never heard of Maliwans, either. Back home we've got Colt, Remington, Browning, and Smith & Wesson to name a few. Remington is probably my equivalent to your Hyperion.

[cashlin]

[Man, this alternate universe stuff is still pretty weird.]

hmmm

so which of em went for interplanetary travel first? For me it was Atlas.

[camouflage]

[....inter.....planetary??]

NASA just landed us on the moon about 15 years back. We haven't been any farther than that.