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Hey, gang! Hope some of you didn't get maimed-slash-dismembered over the last couple weeks. [stated as breezily as ever, way to go lilith.]
Got a PSA for you all. I know alcohol sounds pretty great, especially after the wendigo crap, but don't drink the stuff in the restaurants without checking it first. I got lucky with the first one I tried-- sorta tasted like a fruit cocktail kind of thing-- but one time a bottle got knocked out of my hands and it dissolved through the floor. So, uh. Yeah.
Also, does anybody else have guns around here? Are you restocking your ammo at all or are you just... rationing it out? I've been trying to look around the armory but every weapon there's of the stabby variety. That's great and all, but you can't shoot swords out of a shotgun.
[... no one tell her.]
That's it for now. Lilith, out.
Got a PSA for you all. I know alcohol sounds pretty great, especially after the wendigo crap, but don't drink the stuff in the restaurants without checking it first. I got lucky with the first one I tried-- sorta tasted like a fruit cocktail kind of thing-- but one time a bottle got knocked out of my hands and it dissolved through the floor. So, uh. Yeah.
Also, does anybody else have guns around here? Are you restocking your ammo at all or are you just... rationing it out? I've been trying to look around the armory but every weapon there's of the stabby variety. That's great and all, but you can't shoot swords out of a shotgun.
[... no one tell her.]
That's it for now. Lilith, out.
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And freaky powers.
Right?
[Please don't find another way to be more dangerous to him, please.]
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both of those would be better if I had bullets though, Rhys.
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As a matter of fact, bullets will probably make them worse.
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Imagine: my friends, WITH bullets. to use.
nobody dies, and we all get the joy of shooting things! Perfect.
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[Namely, him]
makes them die. I mean, don't quote me on that, but that's just a rumor I've heard.
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For a guy who works for a weapons dealer you sure are skittish around them.
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[if hadriel phones sent them she would’ve sent a row of little fire emojis along with this.]
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How is that a bad thing. Like, I'm definitely detecting a little condescension here. Some people really thrive in an office setting, you know.
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1/3
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that's really really uncalled for.
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I'm joking though, chill out? Why are Hyperions so jumpy, oh my god.
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You chill out.
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Wow. That just. Wow.
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It's cool. I don't care. Whatever, man.
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Suuuuuuuure rhys. Sure.