01 | voice

[cashlin]

Hey, gang! Hope some of you didn't get maimed-slash-dismembered over the last couple weeks. [stated as breezily as ever, way to go lilith.]

Got a PSA for you all. I know alcohol sounds pretty great, especially after the wendigo crap, but don't drink the stuff in the restaurants without checking it first. I got lucky with the first one I tried-- sorta tasted like a fruit cocktail kind of thing-- but one time a bottle got knocked out of my hands and it dissolved through the floor. So, uh. Yeah.

Also, does anybody else have guns around here? Are you restocking your ammo at all or are you just... rationing it out? I've been trying to look around the armory but every weapon there's of the stabby variety. That's great and all, but you can't shoot swords out of a shotgun.

[... no one tell her.]

That's it for now. Lilith, out.

Comments

[cashlin]

[Lilith looks over the message for a moment before simply replying with an--]

oops lol

["Not be a jerk" is a little bit of a feat. Lilith has already failed at that, at least with Hope.]

are they especially grudgey in that case

[thechoiceisyours]

[Lilith omg.]

I don't know, I've never pissed one of them off.

[Not that he really blames her if she did, because after what the gods have been putting them through they should be able to handle a little bit of rudeness.]

[cashlin]

[she's here to help]

Well I sort of just sassed hope for making us eat people. That shouldn't be too unforgivable right

[thechoiceisyours]

Probably not. I mean he's not too surprised by people being annoyed and it's not like he gets anything out of messing with us.

[Chris figures the only issue would be that Hope probably wouldn't be super inclined to offer favors to people who have been rude to him, not that there's much risk of him actually doing anything to actively harm anyone like Fear or Rage might.]