01 | voice

[cashlin]

Hey, gang! Hope some of you didn't get maimed-slash-dismembered over the last couple weeks. [stated as breezily as ever, way to go lilith.]

Got a PSA for you all. I know alcohol sounds pretty great, especially after the wendigo crap, but don't drink the stuff in the restaurants without checking it first. I got lucky with the first one I tried-- sorta tasted like a fruit cocktail kind of thing-- but one time a bottle got knocked out of my hands and it dissolved through the floor. So, uh. Yeah.

Also, does anybody else have guns around here? Are you restocking your ammo at all or are you just... rationing it out? I've been trying to look around the armory but every weapon there's of the stabby variety. That's great and all, but you can't shoot swords out of a shotgun.

[... no one tell her.]

That's it for now. Lilith, out.

Comments

[cashlin]

Sooo.

[lilith folds her hands and leans forward on her elbows. might be kind of nice to have a fellow vault hunter around who was, age-wise, more of a peer than her guys: she’d been the only one still in her 20’s.]

There’s more Vault Hunters around by the time we actually meet, huh? Must be fun. Unless you count stragglers and that crazy chick from Atlas, it was pretty much just me, Mordecai, Brick, and Roland.

[attagirl]

Yeah. I mean, not like there's a ton of us or anything, but I joined up after I got kicked outta Dahl, uh.

[ how does he even explain zer0... ]

Sal - he's a real short fella from Pandora. Kinda crazy, nuts about guns. Maya's a total badass - she's another Siren, too. Gaige is just a kid, but she's friggin' awesome.

[cashlin]

You and Roland must have a lot of stuff to talk about. Seems like a lot of you guys are going AWOL these days.

[sorry, axton-- yet again, she's tuning the bulk of what he's said out for the most important bit. another siren.]

Another Siren. Holy shit. [she's positively elated.] I can't believe another of us shows up. We do meet, right? She have the same powers as me?

[attagirl]

K... ind of? Except - not really at all, I guess.

[ wow axton a+ yes great answer there lilith will definitely be pleased by that. ]

Look, to be honest with you, I don't really get the whole Siren thing? I mean, she's got powers, but she doesn't really like - grow giant fire wings or anything like you. She does this thing she calls a phaselock? Which mostly just "holds big shit really still while we shoot it." It's the best.

[cashlin]

[the mention of her wings again confirms that he's not lying about all of this, seeing as the people who've gotten to see the wings first-hand are, excluding mordecai and brick and roland, extremely dead. BACK TO MAYA--]

In the same kind of phase energy that I use? [awesome.]

Awesome.

[awe...some... ]

[attagirl]

Yeah, she's pretty awesome. Tattoos are killer, too.

[ uhh. this is so awkward. why does she have to be from the past. ]

Sooo. Yeeeep. Sounds like you've really got a lot to look forward to!

[ don't tell her about roland he can't ever tell her about roland ever. ]

[cashlin]

Duh! She's a Siren. All of us are.

[Except maybe Steele but that was sort of a need-to-know basis. Whatever.]

Sure does. After that weird AI lied to us about the Destroyer, though, pretty much anything sounds like it'd be an improvement.

[attagirl]

Yeah. Well. I gotta go, uh. Take a shower, so. I'll see you around!

[ LMAO HE'S JUST GOING TO AWKWARDLY END THE CONVERSATION HERE sorry your castmates are so goddamn worthless lilith. ]

[cashlin]

Wait, don't hang u--

[..... ? ? ?? ?? ?? ??? ? ?? ??]

Ugh.