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[ghoulaid]

WHO IS THE GEEKY LITTLE SHIT THATS GOT MY BLASTER
lil scrawny kid
got huge glasses and kinda always looks like he just licked a battery
talks like he gets paid per cuss

anybody got eyes on him?? dont say where hes at cuz idk if the tincans are reading but just like
make sure he doesnt lose it for a while. or break it...or else !!! i will break your fucking face off kid !!!

ps does anybody have a cat leash i can borrow??

Comments

[evocation]

let him keep the blaster. i bet he looks way cooler with it.
also wtf is this? star trek?

[ghoulaid]

fuck no! hes gotta get a raw one and make it his own if he wants one...thats how it works. what the shit does a star trek got to do with it

[evocation]

a raw one?
wtf does that mean?
it sounds gross.

1/3

[thelastjoy]

you let some rando greenie have your blaster ??
you never let me touch one when i was a kid

[ghoulaid]

omg a fresh one. a basic one? u know?

( Wait, she hasn't seen a brand new one. Why is everything here hard. )

they start out white

2/3

[thelastjoy]

you know you aint even let me touch it now and im all grown
and a good shot
a real good shot. like cherri good probably

[evocation]

we don't have blasters where i'm from.
draw it for me.

3/3

[thelastjoy]

ps that leash better be cause you got a mad urge to tie yourself up cause that aint going anywhere near the cat

[ghoulaid]

( Oh no. Oh no, he can't draw. Oh no. She doesn't understand. )

are you kidding

[evocation]

nope.
come on, educate me.

[ghoulaid]

*no* i dropped it

( On purpose. Next to some kids in a tight spot. To be fair, they weren't supposed to get separated before Ghoul could get it back. It would have been a great plan if it had worked! )

look i only got 1 ok i cant let me have one and u have one at the same time...right now i got 0 so it dont matter anyway. where the hell you been shooting enough to be on cherris level?

& yes it is thats why its called a cat leash not a people leash

[ghoulaid]

¬
like that

[evocation]

oh my god
that is the laziest shit
i'm really disappointed.

[ghoulaid]

but u know what it looks like now
its just like that but green

[thelastjoy]

you dropped it.
i shot plenty of times back home!!! .

[Like five whole times at a target Cherri set up.]

cherri showed me how he always got a perfect shot. i know his secret ways okay
that makes me good
not trying to steal your gun just saying that i deserve it over some rando if its gonna be passed around

hes practically people anyway. by that thinking we cant put him on one

[ghoulaid]

knowing how to be good and being good is two different things!!!

& tell the cat ill make him a deal....if he can ask me real nice ~like a people, then he dont gotta put the leash on

[thelastjoy]

its basically the same thing!!

what do you got against the cat? its just a cat

[completelycrazy]

Blaster like a gun? And what do you need a cat leash for? Just get like a rope or something its the same thing.

[ghoulaid]

thats like sayin uncooked meat and cooked meat is the same thing?! for all i know you aint cooked yet!

( Is it the same thing? Who knows where he was going with that. Who even cares, he's calling his kid raw meat. Someone take responsibility away from him. )

but look...u aint wrong, u always got first dibs on my ghoster. swear. we r gonna get it sorted as soon as i get it back ok?

& i got nothin against your cat. hes the one thats got the problem w me
he gives me attitude

( Oh my god. )

[ghoulaid]

yes like a gun
i need a cat leash for a cat
have u ever made a cat leash before??? how do you know

[thelastjoy]

uncooked would be cooked if someone would just give it some fire

[It probably says something about her that she isn't bothered being called raw meat and more upset that Ghoul might be giving the good toys to other kids.]

good. you know i would at least give it back in one piece

you trying to tie him up says you got something against him
hes sweet. aint never seen him have a problem with anyone ever
sure he aint just trying to play with you?

[ghoulaid]

if hes tied up he wont run off somewhere stupid. its safer
anyway idk
i mean i dont dig my nails in to ppl when i play with them sooooo why does he get to

( One, that's a lie. Two, HOW DO CATS WORK. )

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[multivitamins]

who's asking?

[ghoulaid]

me ( So super informative!!! )

u know who im talking about?

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[hoperulesdespairdrools]

I'll keep a look out!

But a cat leash?