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[ghoulaid]

WHO IS THE GEEKY LITTLE SHIT THATS GOT MY BLASTER
lil scrawny kid
got huge glasses and kinda always looks like he just licked a battery
talks like he gets paid per cuss

anybody got eyes on him?? dont say where hes at cuz idk if the tincans are reading but just like
make sure he doesnt lose it for a while. or break it...or else !!! i will break your fucking face off kid !!!

ps does anybody have a cat leash i can borrow??

Comments

[ghoulaid]

knowing how to be good and being good is two different things!!!

& tell the cat ill make him a deal....if he can ask me real nice ~like a people, then he dont gotta put the leash on

[thelastjoy]

its basically the same thing!!

what do you got against the cat? its just a cat

[ghoulaid]

thats like sayin uncooked meat and cooked meat is the same thing?! for all i know you aint cooked yet!

( Is it the same thing? Who knows where he was going with that. Who even cares, he's calling his kid raw meat. Someone take responsibility away from him. )

but look...u aint wrong, u always got first dibs on my ghoster. swear. we r gonna get it sorted as soon as i get it back ok?

& i got nothin against your cat. hes the one thats got the problem w me
he gives me attitude

( Oh my god. )

[thelastjoy]

uncooked would be cooked if someone would just give it some fire

[It probably says something about her that she isn't bothered being called raw meat and more upset that Ghoul might be giving the good toys to other kids.]

good. you know i would at least give it back in one piece

you trying to tie him up says you got something against him
hes sweet. aint never seen him have a problem with anyone ever
sure he aint just trying to play with you?

[ghoulaid]

if hes tied up he wont run off somewhere stupid. its safer
anyway idk
i mean i dont dig my nails in to ppl when i play with them sooooo why does he get to

( One, that's a lie. Two, HOW DO CATS WORK. )

[thelastjoy]

just cause he did it one time dont mean hes got a problem
because hes cute

[Duh.]

it doesnt even hurt when he does it. he scratches me all the time and i dont complain

[ghoulaid]

what the fuck im cute

( Check out those arguing skills. If the world hadn't ended, he would have made a fine defense attorney. )

you should complain bc thats an asshole thing for him to do
but if you wanna be shredded thats fine thats your deal
but what about this
what about u carry him in your bag instead of a leash

[thelastjoy]

not as cute as him
you aint small and furry

[Like arguing with a teenager.]

hes an animal. it aint being an asshole if its all he knows
and then no more talk of leashes?
he might be okay with that. he never minded being carried around

[ghoulaid]

wow ok w/e

( Not being small and furry is a good thing. He really should take it as a compliment. )

i think we can work with that tho...piggyback or leash, its his choice

[thelastjoy]

come on
did you really think i was gonna call you cuter?
youre all older and stuff

[And, you know, her dad. That kind of ruins any cute factor.]

course hes gonna chose the bag. nothing wild wants to be tied down

[ghoulaid]

im the same damn age ive always been!!!!!!

( --Hold up, that's not how it works. )

wait no
i mean like obvs i get older sometimes but
like







ok you know what im not goin to sit here & explain it when i got shit to do

[thelastjoy]

still older then me. still makes you old

[Sorry Ghoul. She don't make the rules.]

shit like getting that gun back?
any leads?

[ghoulaid]

ehhhhhh

( That'll be a no. )

listen i got a job for u. how bout u pop thru the clinic or w/e and see if theres anybody getting treated for laserbeams

[thelastjoy]

yeah fine on my way. if your mystery kid shot someone ill find them

and what are you gonna do while im sneaking past doctors?

[ghoulaid]

put up a bunch of wanted posters

[thelastjoy]

wanted posters that just say bring some little shit to you?
are you gonna try to draw the kid?

[ghoulaid]

yeah maybe...how hard can it be

[thelastjoy]

have you ever done anything that wasnt just spray painting shit about bli? people cant tell what youre after from a stick figure

[ghoulaid]

i made a dog one time!
or it was a pig
depends on who u ask

[thelastjoy]

too bad no one i can trust is here to ask
dog aint what took your shit
i dont even think they got dogs here

[ghoulaid]

yeah well what if the kid looked kinda like a dog. then its perfect
no pretty sure there aint dogs...or much anything. just bugs sometimes?

[thelastjoy]

you going to tell me this kid looks like a dog?
bugs and freaky looking things. saw somebody keeping this four legged nightmare thing like a pet

[ghoulaid]

yeah maybe...some ppl are born like that
ugh
no more pets tho ok. specially nightmare ones

[thelastjoy]

unless somebody screwed an actual pooch aint nobody born like that
that go for you too? cause i got my hands full enough with what i got