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[ghoulaid]

WHO IS THE GEEKY LITTLE SHIT THATS GOT MY BLASTER
lil scrawny kid
got huge glasses and kinda always looks like he just licked a battery
talks like he gets paid per cuss

anybody got eyes on him?? dont say where hes at cuz idk if the tincans are reading but just like
make sure he doesnt lose it for a while. or break it...or else !!! i will break your fucking face off kid !!!

ps does anybody have a cat leash i can borrow??

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[evocation]

let him keep the blaster. i bet he looks way cooler with it.
also wtf is this? star trek?

[ghoulaid]

fuck no! hes gotta get a raw one and make it his own if he wants one...thats how it works. what the shit does a star trek got to do with it

[evocation]

a raw one?
wtf does that mean?
it sounds gross.

[ghoulaid]

omg a fresh one. a basic one? u know?

( Wait, she hasn't seen a brand new one. Why is everything here hard. )

they start out white

[evocation]

we don't have blasters where i'm from.
draw it for me.

1/3

[thelastjoy]

you let some rando greenie have your blaster ??
you never let me touch one when i was a kid

2/3

[thelastjoy]

you know you aint even let me touch it now and im all grown
and a good shot
a real good shot. like cherri good probably

3/3

[thelastjoy]

ps that leash better be cause you got a mad urge to tie yourself up cause that aint going anywhere near the cat

[ghoulaid]

*no* i dropped it

( On purpose. Next to some kids in a tight spot. To be fair, they weren't supposed to get separated before Ghoul could get it back. It would have been a great plan if it had worked! )

look i only got 1 ok i cant let me have one and u have one at the same time...right now i got 0 so it dont matter anyway. where the hell you been shooting enough to be on cherris level?

& yes it is thats why its called a cat leash not a people leash

[thelastjoy]

you dropped it.
i shot plenty of times back home!!! .

[Like five whole times at a target Cherri set up.]

cherri showed me how he always got a perfect shot. i know his secret ways okay
that makes me good
not trying to steal your gun just saying that i deserve it over some rando if its gonna be passed around

hes practically people anyway. by that thinking we cant put him on one

[completelycrazy]

Blaster like a gun? And what do you need a cat leash for? Just get like a rope or something its the same thing.

[ghoulaid]

yes like a gun
i need a cat leash for a cat
have u ever made a cat leash before??? how do you know

[completelycrazy]

UM its not like cat leashes are crafted specifically for cats.
Thats just what it says on the tag.
You could just use a dog leash or like I dunno a rope. It'll get the job done even if its not like ergonomically suited for feline comfort or whatever.
Anyway I haven't seen that kid but howd he get your gun anyway? That's a pretty dangerous thing for a kid to be running around with.

[ghoulaid]

ok well if you find a ~d o g~ leash then lmk... i think we got it figured out but itll be good to know where to get one in case this backpack-catting dont work out

??? its a gun, not a bomb lmao. he looked about the age where he should be shooting pretty regular anyhow... but anyway idk, couple kids were in a tight spot w/ some baddies and i happened to be around. & i dropped it. & it landed like right there next to them
hell of an accident

( Yes, an "accident." But it seemed like a good loophole to keep the Null off his own ass. )

[completelycrazy]

Will do I guess. Wait what do you mean backpack-catting?
Is that your leash solution? Putting a cat in a backpack? That sounds like a disaster waiting to happen bro. Cats have claws and teeth and dont like being cooped up in tiny spaces in my experience.
But you do what you want.
Uhhhh what age is a kid supposed to be shooting regularly? We must come from vastly different worlds because we don't typically dole out firearms to children where I'm from.

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[multivitamins]

who's asking?

[ghoulaid]

me ( So super informative!!! )

u know who im talking about?

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[hoperulesdespairdrools]

I'll keep a look out!

But a cat leash?

[ghoulaid]

thx. yeah my girls got a cat. its okay at stickin close but i dont want it running wild rn

[hoperulesdespairdrools]

That makes sense. I’m not sure if I’ll find one so easily with all that’s going on but I’ll have a look. Unless you’re okay with a rope?

[ghoulaid]

idk do i just tie it around the middle i guess

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[redwinekindofgirl]

Bad day?

[ghoulaid]

had better :|
had worse too tho

how about u hows your fuckin day

[redwinekindofgirl]

Had better. Worse too, but not many worse.
Are you somewhere safe?

[ghoulaid]

yeah i guess. for a min. idk...dont like to stay in one place too long