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[ghoulaid]

WHO IS THE GEEKY LITTLE SHIT THATS GOT MY BLASTER
lil scrawny kid
got huge glasses and kinda always looks like he just licked a battery
talks like he gets paid per cuss

anybody got eyes on him?? dont say where hes at cuz idk if the tincans are reading but just like
make sure he doesnt lose it for a while. or break it...or else !!! i will break your fucking face off kid !!!

ps does anybody have a cat leash i can borrow??

Comments

[completelycrazy]

UM its not like cat leashes are crafted specifically for cats.
Thats just what it says on the tag.
You could just use a dog leash or like I dunno a rope. It'll get the job done even if its not like ergonomically suited for feline comfort or whatever.
Anyway I haven't seen that kid but howd he get your gun anyway? That's a pretty dangerous thing for a kid to be running around with.

[ghoulaid]

ok well if you find a ~d o g~ leash then lmk... i think we got it figured out but itll be good to know where to get one in case this backpack-catting dont work out

??? its a gun, not a bomb lmao. he looked about the age where he should be shooting pretty regular anyhow... but anyway idk, couple kids were in a tight spot w/ some baddies and i happened to be around. & i dropped it. & it landed like right there next to them
hell of an accident

( Yes, an "accident." But it seemed like a good loophole to keep the Null off his own ass. )

[completelycrazy]

Will do I guess. Wait what do you mean backpack-catting?
Is that your leash solution? Putting a cat in a backpack? That sounds like a disaster waiting to happen bro. Cats have claws and teeth and dont like being cooped up in tiny spaces in my experience.
But you do what you want.
Uhhhh what age is a kid supposed to be shooting regularly? We must come from vastly different worlds because we don't typically dole out firearms to children where I'm from.

[ghoulaid]

listen i tried to talk sense to her but she dont wanna put the thing on a leash & this was the best we could come up with. its prolly gonna be a fuckin wreck but im not the one thats gonna be carryin around a backpack fulla pissed off cat so w/e. shes gotta make her own wrong decisions sometimes

( Parent of the year, right here. )

yeah i guess my place is p fucked up but the ppl comin after u dont give a shit how old u are. 12/13 is a good age to know how to defend urself i guess

[completelycrazy]

She? Is this not your cat even? Jeez man.
And how is a backpack better than a leash?
Whatever your problem not mine.
Hm. Ok I can see your point there at least. Why would people be coming after a kid though?

[ghoulaid]

oh yeah no its my kids cat...idk i guess a leash is mean or something

anyway why wouldnt they? if you got a enemy then it dont matter what size it is..a kid who aint with you is against you & that kids just gonna grow in to an adult sized problem one day. might as well pick em off when theyre still little yknow??