[video]

[attagirl]

[ the video starts abruptly on the exasperated face of a man in his mid-twenties. ]

Okay, so, look: I hate to make an introduction here by going "hey, I'm Axton, I need some help," but.

[ he pans the camera over to an enormous sabre turret that seems to be somehow droopy on one side. there's part of a panel missing, and a person with a keen eye might notice that some of the metal is actually slightly warped.

axton will sigh from behind his phone. ]

If anyone has some usable tools, or is just some kind of like - mechanical genius, I'm willing to work out some kinda deal. I just can't leave her looking like this, guys: it's breaking my heart.

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[video]

[attagirl]

[ gesturing, as if she just proved his point. ]

Lame.

[video]

[mismanagement]

[no you]

Is there something wrong with wanting an education?

[video] this thread is a treasure btw

[attagirl]

Don't you usually join up with the military so you don't have to get one?

[video] isn't it wonderful?

[mismanagement]

No one does that!

[video]

[attagirl]

I did that.

[video]

[mismanagement]

Clearly you are possessed of a superior intellect, then.

[video]

[attagirl]

Nah. I'd probably like school a little more if I was.

[video]

[mismanagement]

[That's...a bit more honest than she knows how to deal with. Urk.]

W-well! You're still alive, aren't you?

[video]

[attagirl]

[ and that actually makes him laugh out loud. ]

Hey. World needs all kinds, right?

[video]

[mismanagement]

[Maketh straightens]

Of course.

I am - glad to have you here, if that was unclear.