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[completelycrazy]

[Newt has definitely not been up all night building salamander-proof enclosures out of spare Null parts so the fact that he sounds both tired and revved up on way too much coffee is just your imagination.]

Two questions, Hadriel. One: Tell me about the cave monsters. What all has crashlanded here before I got here? Specifically, I'm looking for stuff that a person could feasibly, like, catch. Or at least put down and drag into town for some post-mortem studying. This includes stuff that might be a good food source, maybe? I don't know. Depends on what's out there.

[The food source thing is secondary in his mind, but the masses don't need to know that. He's already expecting to catch some flak for this.]

And two: Anyone got some time to help me wrangle some salamanders, at least? I'm thinkin' two should be good. I'd like to grab some other stuff too, but again, depends on what's out there. Gonna start with the salamanders for now.

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[restinglichface]

Natch, my man. This chick's got you covered.

Sooo, lookin' for anything in particular? I've taken out just about everything in the caves before, so if you've got a preference, lay it on me now.

[completelycrazy]

Whoa, no kidding? You like a soldier or something? And, uhhh, I'd say anything that I don't have back home, but I doubt that means anything to you. Any cool magical stuff, I guess? Magic is flipped out, man.

[guess who is gonna shit his pants when he learns yer a wizard, harry.]

[restinglichface]

Nah, just the most bomb wizard you'll ever know.

[Well, that was super fast.]

Sure thing, homeslice. The name's Lup, bee-tee-dubs. You got a place where I can drop these bodies at or what?

[completelycrazy]

Lup. [He recognizes that name from somewhere, though he can't place it at the moment.] Cool. I'm Newt. Nice to meet you.

[Remotely, anyway.]

Yeah, you can drop 'em off at the lab. You know where that is?

[restinglichface]

[Shit, who the fuck is talking crap about her]

Yep! I've been 'round the lab a million times. Gimme like, half an hour and I'll bring you a big ol' gift.

[completelycrazy]

Awesome, dude. I owe you one.

[He's definitely looking forward to seeing what a wizard can dredge up for him. Magic is wild!!]

[restinglichface]

You owe me several, but we can start with one and go from there.

[Prepare to get your socks blown off, boi.]

[completelycrazy]

Hah, sure, sounds good to me. I'll get you a punch card or something.

[oh he ready.]