3rd chuck; text

[trashmouths]

[ Richie's alive and still adjusting to all of this new stuff and still trying desperately to cling onto some normalcy. Which is exactly the reason why he quickly fires off a text after staying out of things for so long:]

it's too hot. i'm going to die unless someone chucks me a chuck

you don't want to be responsible for a little innocent baby boy dying do you? that's what i thought. give me some jokes.

Also if you have ice cream do you wait until it becomes dairy soup or do you eat it right away i'm asking to settle a bet

Comments

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[trashmouths]

just a fucking ROBOT INVASION and now i'm on a planet with 2 suns like that movie with the magic powers and robots and laser swords

[evocation]

do you mean star wars?
jesus richie
but yeah this blows.
wanna hang out?

[trashmouths]

what i want is a chuck from you

but i guess that works

[evocation]

everything i say is a chuck.
i'm hilarious.

[trashmouths]

that's extremely debatable

[evocation]

wtf
take that back.

[trashmouths]

over my dead body garden shears

[evocation]

you're such a little shit.
i had a surprise for you and now you're not getting it.

[trashmouths]

what???

what is it? spill! i totally want a present

[evocation]

hmmm idk
my feelings are all hurt now and shit.

[trashmouths]

no you can't just do that

cmon what goods you got?? share

[evocation]

god richie
do you know how surprises work?

[trashmouths]

yeah but you told me you got me something you might as well go all in and tell me what it is now that i know it's a thing

[evocation]

it's a muzzle.

[trashmouths]

oh i get it

thats the joke

haha hilarious

you're hilarious

but really what is it

[evocation]

the best jokes you've ever seen.

[trashmouths]

yeah so bigger point:

what is it ACTUALLY