3rd chuck; text

[trashmouths]

[ Richie's alive and still adjusting to all of this new stuff and still trying desperately to cling onto some normalcy. Which is exactly the reason why he quickly fires off a text after staying out of things for so long:]

it's too hot. i'm going to die unless someone chucks me a chuck

you don't want to be responsible for a little innocent baby boy dying do you? that's what i thought. give me some jokes.

Also if you have ice cream do you wait until it becomes dairy soup or do you eat it right away i'm asking to settle a bet

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[evocation]

god
why do you call them chucks?

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[trashmouths]

why don't YOU

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[stantheman]

No.

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[trashmouths]

To which? I know there's still live in that ol body of yours stan, i know you actually have both a sense of humour and opinion on ice cream! don't leave me hanging I CAN'T TAKE IT

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[multivitamins]

if it melts like that then it's a milkshake.

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[trashmouths]

what

no a milkshake is a drink ice cream isn't a drink

is milkshake a drink???

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[paragonbrosca]

Ice cream? Never heard of it.

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[trashmouths]

what

how could you

i don't understand







what

[hellosirs]

Doesn't waiting until the ice cream is melted defeat the point? It's supposed to be cold!

[trashmouths]

it's still cold pawpaw! it's just liquid!

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[lifetothefullest]

[Lance has no jokes because his jokes are awful, but he can at least weigh in on the last question.]

I used to do the 'melt the ice cream' thing.

[For some reason, when he was like nine and ten, that was the obviously superior way of eating ice cream.]

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[trashmouths]

[ Oh, it's red-bull-in-the-dream-cooler guy! ]

what made you pussy out?

text; the only one who doesn't care about the ice cream problem

[claritatis]

No one ever died purely for lack of attention, Richard. I doubt you'll be the first.

[trashmouths]

why do you hate me so much

i'm just out there doing my thing

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[demonsional]

My favorite way to eat ice cream is when it is ice cream!

[He's saying he'll eat it no matter what form it chooses to take. Ice cream is beautiful.]

Um...here's a joke I can think of it's why was the hangman set free it's because the jury was hung!

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[trashmouths]

[ That... That's the stupidest fucking joke Richie has ever heard. It's dumb. It's not even clever. It's base-level, simple, so simple.

So why the hell is Richie laughing so hard? Straight up giggles as he shakey fingers type. ]

has anyone told you you're my fave person

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[airducts]

just stay indoors for the 2 hours when both suns are out and you'll survive


how do you chuck a chuck

[trashmouths]

like a woodchuck if fit could chuck wood

i mean jokes

japes silly things ones that make you chuckle

so i call em chucks

text. obviously the best method.

[dedikated]

Eat it with jelly.

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[trashmouths]

what the fuck

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[needlebearer]

[ Arya's only just getting to grips with how to use the phone. She's been mostly reading things and not responding, but Richie's text confuses her so much that she has to respond. ]

i dont understand a word of that.

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[trashmouths]

okay which part of it

other than all of it

tell me a joke

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[willthewise]

You eat it right away I guess.
Unless you want flavored milk instead

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[trashmouths]

your opinion is wrong bowlcut but i still respect you

heres the big question the big kahuna the piece de resistance

choco or strawberry milk

[badchoicesmadeeasy]

how old are you? it's important for the joke.

Also, depends on the flavor of the ice cream.

[trashmouths]

i'm 20

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[nowherewolf]

like a nunchuck or an upchuck?
how dirty are we getting w/ the jokes
and dairy soup is an affront to all mankind
wtf is even the point
get a milkshake u gd heathen

[trashmouths]

how many times do i have to tell people it's not dairy soup its just drippy ice cream


give me your best dirtiest joke i believe in you

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[survivorsguilt]

oh shit did someone say jokes let me dust off my collection

[This is literal; she has books.]

one time i tried to catch some fog

i mist

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[trashmouths]

[ Good thing no one can hear Richie giggling like a maniac. ]

That's a good one. you're my hero, a real hero, really really, you're the only one to take chucks seriously.

okay i'll give you one now

my sister bet me a hundred dollars i couldn't make a car out of spaghetti

you shoulda seen her face when i drove pasta!!!!!!!!!!!

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[elegant_and_proud]

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

[trashmouths]

woahhhhhhhh i never pegged you for a jokester!!

you got anymore? lay it on me!

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[hasitsthorns]

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

[trashmouths]

[ oooh, brothel. He likes this already. ]

what?

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[am_i_a_monster]

Let the ice cream soften a little but don't let it melt.

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[trashmouths]

oh nice nice nice

nice happy medium