3rd chuck; text

[trashmouths]

[ Richie's alive and still adjusting to all of this new stuff and still trying desperately to cling onto some normalcy. Which is exactly the reason why he quickly fires off a text after staying out of things for so long:]

it's too hot. i'm going to die unless someone chucks me a chuck

you don't want to be responsible for a little innocent baby boy dying do you? that's what i thought. give me some jokes.

Also if you have ice cream do you wait until it becomes dairy soup or do you eat it right away i'm asking to settle a bet

Comments

[trashmouths]

okay okay i've got this
dirty or not
limerick or not

i've got a wide variety of chuckalicious chucks for the beautiful lady

[hasitsthorns]

gimme a dirty one

the dirtiest chuck you got

and how do you even know i'm beautiful, you haven't seen me
(i totally am though)

[trashmouths]

try this one for size

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

[hasitsthorns]

[ Oh. Oh, no. It's so cute he thinks she hasn't heard this before. ]

I don't know, how?

[trashmouths]

[ oh god, he's already laughing. He has to actually concentrate to type properly: ]

he forgot to wrap his whopper!!

get it?

[hasitsthorns]

[ Oh, Richie, you precious thing. ]

haha I get it!!
(*≧▽≦)ﾉｼ))
that's a really good one

[trashmouths]

wait

what the fuck is that thing you just typed

[hasitsthorns]

you mean
(❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ* <- this thing?
they're kaomoji!

[trashmouths]

I want it

teach me your ways, kaokao

[hasitsthorns]

you can call me senpai
i'll teach you a thing or two about kaomoji

[ What has she done. ]

[trashmouths]

sure thing senpai

i wanna show my friends can i teach them after?

[hasitsthorns]

absolutely
spread the good word of kaomoji