3rd chuck; text

[trashmouths]

[ Richie's alive and still adjusting to all of this new stuff and still trying desperately to cling onto some normalcy. Which is exactly the reason why he quickly fires off a text after staying out of things for so long:]

it's too hot. i'm going to die unless someone chucks me a chuck

you don't want to be responsible for a little innocent baby boy dying do you? that's what i thought. give me some jokes.

Also if you have ice cream do you wait until it becomes dairy soup or do you eat it right away i'm asking to settle a bet

Comments

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[trashmouths]

totally

i mean what other store do you get to fall asleep at in the mall?

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[needlebearer]

the what?

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[trashmouths]

the mall

[ not helping ]

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[needlebearer]

i read that the first time. still doesnt mean anything.

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[trashmouths]

what do you call that one place you but everything you need?? or the stuff that you don't

like clothes and games and while your there you can grab lunch

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[needlebearer]

a marketplace.

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[trashmouths]

yeah but like inside
then it's called a mall

anyway what do mattresses have to do with royalty i don't get it

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[needlebearer]

its funny because theyre twins.
and their son is the king. get it?

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[trashmouths]

I don't get it.

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[trashmouths]

[ After a few minutes: ]

HOLY SHIT I GET IT

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[needlebearer]

i told you it was funny.