3rd chuck; text

[trashmouths]

[ Richie's alive and still adjusting to all of this new stuff and still trying desperately to cling onto some normalcy. Which is exactly the reason why he quickly fires off a text after staying out of things for so long:]

it's too hot. i'm going to die unless someone chucks me a chuck

you don't want to be responsible for a little innocent baby boy dying do you? that's what i thought. give me some jokes.

Also if you have ice cream do you wait until it becomes dairy soup or do you eat it right away i'm asking to settle a bet

Comments

[hellosirs]

Of course, but at that point you might as well call it ice soup. Maybe if you poured it over something? Sort of like how you put chocolate sauce on ice cream, but in reverse?

[ He has a feeling that he's losing face, QUICK, HE NEEDS TO SEEM COOL ]

Oh, I have a joke! Why do paladins prefer to wear chainmail?
Because it's holey armour!!

1/2

[trashmouths]

2/2

[trashmouths]

whats a paladin

Re: 2/2

[hellosirs]

[ ohboy, that was a swing and a miss! ]




they're knights and/or fighters who can do divine magic, like clerics, hence the holy/holey pun?

[trashmouths]

so their like battle nuns?
ninja jesus?

ninjesus?

[hellosirs]

Maybe if the nuns were heavily armoured?

I’m not sure what ninjas or jesuses are, but battle nuns sound sort of accurate.

[trashmouths]

what backward world do you come from where ninjas aren't a thing??

black pyjamas? throwing stars? Super stealthy?

[hellosirs]

Oh! Like assassins! They usually use throwing knives though, if they're going for long distance. Either that or concealed crossbows. I've never heard of them using throwing stars before!

[trashmouths]

yeah they just chuck that shit

whiichaaaaaaaaa

they say then when they do it too i dont make the rules

[hellosirs]

That doesn't sound very stealthy...

Do ninjas usually survive their missions?

[trashmouths]

yeah do you know who bruce lee is he's practically a ninja and the greatest person in the world

[hellosirs]

Isn't being a world-famous assassin kind of contradictory, though? Or is he more like a Battlefest fighter?

Oh! Battlefest fighters have these big matches in an arena, and they usually wear cool costumes and have elaborate backstories.


[ aka Fantasy WWE wrestling! ]

[trashmouths]

isn't that just wrestling

[hellosirs]

... Maybe.

They used to use actual weapons, but they decided to stop after they got too many complaints about the audience getting splattered.

[trashmouths]

splattered like with blood?

Everyone knows wrestling is fake.

[hellosirs]

No it isn't! I once saw somebody almost get suplexed to death!