3rd chuck; text

[trashmouths]

[ Richie's alive and still adjusting to all of this new stuff and still trying desperately to cling onto some normalcy. Which is exactly the reason why he quickly fires off a text after staying out of things for so long:]

it's too hot. i'm going to die unless someone chucks me a chuck

you don't want to be responsible for a little innocent baby boy dying do you? that's what i thought. give me some jokes.

Also if you have ice cream do you wait until it becomes dairy soup or do you eat it right away i'm asking to settle a bet

Comments

[trashmouths]

so their like battle nuns?
ninja jesus?

ninjesus?

[hellosirs]

Maybe if the nuns were heavily armoured?

I’m not sure what ninjas or jesuses are, but battle nuns sound sort of accurate.

[trashmouths]

what backward world do you come from where ninjas aren't a thing??

black pyjamas? throwing stars? Super stealthy?

[hellosirs]

Oh! Like assassins! They usually use throwing knives though, if they're going for long distance. Either that or concealed crossbows. I've never heard of them using throwing stars before!

[trashmouths]

yeah they just chuck that shit

whiichaaaaaaaaa

they say then when they do it too i dont make the rules

[hellosirs]

That doesn't sound very stealthy...

Do ninjas usually survive their missions?

[trashmouths]

yeah do you know who bruce lee is he's practically a ninja and the greatest person in the world

[hellosirs]

Isn't being a world-famous assassin kind of contradictory, though? Or is he more like a Battlefest fighter?

Oh! Battlefest fighters have these big matches in an arena, and they usually wear cool costumes and have elaborate backstories.


[ aka Fantasy WWE wrestling! ]

[trashmouths]

isn't that just wrestling

[hellosirs]

... Maybe.

They used to use actual weapons, but they decided to stop after they got too many complaints about the audience getting splattered.

[trashmouths]

splattered like with blood?

Everyone knows wrestling is fake.

[hellosirs]

No it isn't! I once saw somebody almost get suplexed to death!