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[ Richie's alive and still adjusting to all of this new stuff and still trying desperately to cling onto some normalcy. Which is exactly the reason why he quickly fires off a text after staying out of things for so long:]

it's too hot. i'm going to die unless someone chucks me a chuck

you don't want to be responsible for a little innocent baby boy dying do you? that's what i thought. give me some jokes.

Also if you have ice cream do you wait until it becomes dairy soup or do you eat it right away i'm asking to settle a bet

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[ oh shit this definitely backfired uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh quick cover it up ]

you never answered my questions or offered me a joke by the way

you owe me at least one chuck

No.

Here is a joke, though:

Your face.

i can't work with you under these conditions

You don't work under any conditions.

neither does your mom unless it's on kansas street

Shut up.

Oh, come on, it's just a joke!

You're not funny, Richie.

I'm hilarious! can't help it if you don't appreciate my sheer genius.

If there were genius to appreciate, I would.

listen stanley some people are just artists when it comes to puns even when people dont understand their medium

(Thats me im the genius)

Why do you have such delusions of grandeur?

grandeur? i hardly know her!!!

Edited (i can spell) 2018-01-03 20:31 (UTC)

Do you ever get tired of pretending to be an idiot?

[ Close, too close--he forgets that Stan can see right through him sometimes. ]

hey these moments of stupidity are the genuine deal!

And I'm catholic.

hey don't think i don't see you avoiding the subject you know

still haven't given me a proper joke

Me being Catholic is a joke.

woah you totally stealth chucked me

holy shit

wow that's actually pretty good

i can't beleive stan uris just outchucked me

I am now King.

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