3rd chuck; text

[trashmouths]

[ Richie's alive and still adjusting to all of this new stuff and still trying desperately to cling onto some normalcy. Which is exactly the reason why he quickly fires off a text after staying out of things for so long:]

it's too hot. i'm going to die unless someone chucks me a chuck

you don't want to be responsible for a little innocent baby boy dying do you? that's what i thought. give me some jokes.

Also if you have ice cream do you wait until it becomes dairy soup or do you eat it right away i'm asking to settle a bet

Comments

[badchoicesmadeeasy]

somehow i have a hard time believing that

[trashmouths]

why
are you calling me a liar

i would never do that don't be rude

[badchoicesmadeeasy]

it's too specific

[trashmouths]

you're witholding vital chuck information why would you do that

[badchoicesmadeeasy]

I'm being a responsible adult

[trashmouths]

stop it

you have to ask yourself something sometimes

are you a kyna or an ignis

be the kyna you want to be today. tell me a dirty joke.

[badchoicesmadeeasy]

what do any of those words mean?

[trashmouths]

okay let me try again

please reveal your secret chuckiness

[badchoicesmadeeasy]

what am I gonna get for it?
If I'm going to risk getting in trouble, it's got to be worth it

[trashmouths]

ill chuck you back
or
uh
i dont know if it's a really good one ill do your chores for a whole afternoon

[badchoicesmadeeasy]

hey that's a pretty good offer
kinda sucks that i dont actually have any chores to be done around here

what else you got?

[trashmouths]

i can trade jokes

or steal ignis cooking and give it to you

[badchoicesmadeeasy]

That one. I like that one.

Are they actually good or are you trying to pull a fast one on me?

[trashmouths]

my jokes?

do you even know who i am

i'm the king of chucks in my world!!

i'd be insulted but you're not from there so i guess i can let it slide

[badchoicesmadeeasy]

I meant the other guy's cooking, but you drive a hard bargain, kid.

Tell you what. Get me some food and one of your "chucks" and I'll think of a real age inappropriate one.

[trashmouths]

woah for real lady?
okay what do i call you so when i get it i can message you
but yeah i can totally steal something from igloo for you

[badchoicesmadeeasy]

You're a real businessman.

I'm Alana. And your name is?

[trashmouths]

Richie. But if you hear someone say trashmouth that's me, too.

[badchoicesmadeeasy]

Damn, that's a really cool nickname.

1/2

[trashmouths]

wh

2/2

[trashmouths]

it is?

[badchoicesmadeeasy]

Yeah. A lot better than the ones I had in highschool anyway.

[trashmouths]

what were they?

[badchoicesmadeeasy]

Hey, that's for another trade-off.