3rd chuck; text

[trashmouths]

[ Richie's alive and still adjusting to all of this new stuff and still trying desperately to cling onto some normalcy. Which is exactly the reason why he quickly fires off a text after staying out of things for so long:]

it's too hot. i'm going to die unless someone chucks me a chuck

you don't want to be responsible for a little innocent baby boy dying do you? that's what i thought. give me some jokes.

Also if you have ice cream do you wait until it becomes dairy soup or do you eat it right away i'm asking to settle a bet

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[stantheman]

No.

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[trashmouths]

To which? I know there's still live in that ol body of yours stan, i know you actually have both a sense of humour and opinion on ice cream! don't leave me hanging I CAN'T TAKE IT

[stantheman]

My sense of humor died a horrible death this morning.

Why would you wait for ice cream to melt?

[trashmouths]

i can feel you frowning in my direction stop it stanley

[stantheman]

Stop deserving it.

[trashmouths]

i'll stop when your mom stops sleeping with everyone in derry

[stantheman]

Well, if your mom would stop inviting her to join.

[trashmouths]

gross!! my mom doesnt have sex i was hatched

[stantheman]

Oh. That explains a lot.

[trashmouths]

[ oh shit this definitely backfired uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh quick cover it up ]

you never answered my questions or offered me a joke by the way

you owe me at least one chuck

[stantheman]

No.

Here is a joke, though:

Your face.

[trashmouths]

i can't work with you under these conditions

[stantheman]

You don't work under any conditions.

[trashmouths]

neither does your mom unless it's on kansas street

[stantheman]

Shut up.

[trashmouths]

Oh, come on, it's just a joke!

[stantheman]

You're not funny, Richie.

[trashmouths]

I'm hilarious! can't help it if you don't appreciate my sheer genius.

[stantheman]

If there were genius to appreciate, I would.

[trashmouths]

listen stanley some people are just artists when it comes to puns even when people dont understand their medium

(Thats me im the genius)

[stantheman]

Why do you have such delusions of grandeur?

[trashmouths]

grandeur? i hardly know her!!!

[stantheman]

Do you ever get tired of pretending to be an idiot?

[trashmouths]

[ Close, too close--he forgets that Stan can see right through him sometimes. ]

hey these moments of stupidity are the genuine deal!

[stantheman]

And I'm catholic.