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hadriel2017-12-20 11:45 pm
trashmouths) wrote in hadriel2017-12-20 11:45 pm
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3rd chuck; text
[ Richie's alive and still adjusting to all of this new stuff and still trying desperately to cling onto some normalcy. Which is exactly the reason why he quickly fires off a text after staying out of things for so long:]
it's too hot. i'm going to die unless someone chucks me a chuck
you don't want to be responsible for a little innocent baby boy dying do you? that's what i thought. give me some jokes.
Also if you have ice cream do you wait until it becomes dairy soup or do you eat it right away i'm asking to settle a bet
it's too hot. i'm going to die unless someone chucks me a chuck
you don't want to be responsible for a little innocent baby boy dying do you? that's what i thought. give me some jokes.
Also if you have ice cream do you wait until it becomes dairy soup or do you eat it right away i'm asking to settle a bet
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other than all of it
tell me a joke
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why do lannisters have such big beds?
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wait do i need to know what a lannister is
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no tell me i feel like i'm missing something
i hate that shit
do they own a mattress store?
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there are stores just for mattresses?
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i mean what other store do you get to fall asleep at in the mall?
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[ not helping ]
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like clothes and games and while your there you can grab lunch
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then it's called a mall
anyway what do mattresses have to do with royalty i don't get it
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and their son is the king. get it?
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HOLY SHIT I GET IT
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