3rd chuck; text

[trashmouths]

[ Richie's alive and still adjusting to all of this new stuff and still trying desperately to cling onto some normalcy. Which is exactly the reason why he quickly fires off a text after staying out of things for so long:]

it's too hot. i'm going to die unless someone chucks me a chuck

you don't want to be responsible for a little innocent baby boy dying do you? that's what i thought. give me some jokes.

Also if you have ice cream do you wait until it becomes dairy soup or do you eat it right away i'm asking to settle a bet

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[multivitamins]

if it melts like that then it's a milkshake.

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[trashmouths]

what

no a milkshake is a drink ice cream isn't a drink

is milkshake a drink???

[multivitamins]

milkshake is made from ice cream.

melted ice cream.

keep up, richie.

[trashmouths]

no theres milk in it jesus christ i'm super keeping up, you're not

[multivitamins]

what do you think ice cream is made out of???

[trashmouths]

NO there's EXTRA MILK ADDED it's not just ice cream in a fucking blender eds oh my god

[multivitamins]

it's all made of the SAME STUFF. and don't call me eds, dick.

[trashmouths]

dont call me dick, EDS

[multivitamins]

then stop being one, RICHARD

[trashmouths]

hey wait hold on

you never answered my second quest

tell me a joke

[multivitamins]

that's because i don't want to do your second quest.

i'm not telling you a joke, there's nothing to joke about in this place.

private;

[trashmouths]

eddie
i mean i know freaking out is your thing
and yeah this place is super fucking scary

but if you keep this up you're gonna make yourself cuckoo for cocoa puffs

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[multivitamins]

freaking out? that would mean at some point i'm not freaking out and i haven't stopped since we got here, richie.

what happens when my inhaler properly runs out? i don't even have my meds anymore and who knows what's in the water in this place anymore since it's just out there in some rocks and shit.

i

don't

even

like

cocoa

puffs.

private 1/2

[trashmouths]

okay okay first of all screw you, cocoa puffs are second only to captain crunch

private 2/2

[trashmouths]

but if you keep thinking about how fucked up things are going to get it's going to make it even worse

remember when we were on neibolt street and you breathed in all that gross shit through your mouth and made it worse because you were thinking about it?

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[multivitamins]

you're the one who said we were eating it if we breathed through our mouths.

and not thinking this place is fucked up isn't going to make it any less fucked up. maybe if it was normal for five minutes things would be better.

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[trashmouths]

that's what i'm saying
sometimes someones got to tell you your making it worse

eddie things havent been normal since georgie disappeared

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[multivitamins]

thank you for the opinion doctor tozier. i don't need someone to tell me it's shit when it's shit, i already know it's shit.

no they haven't. it's stupid.

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[trashmouths]

maybe we can do something

bill would have an idea wouldn't he? we just have to think like him.